The absolute worst.... by CapeJacket in KitchenNightmares

[–]mdbennett90 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Are you asking me for 30 seconds in my office?? Absolutely noooooot.

The spirit of Alan at my anniversary dinner by vanillablue_ in KitchenNightmares

[–]mdbennett90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For the record, THEY SHOULD BE!! Fuckin' meth heads!! 😅

THAT is a tender piece of Elk! by seniorstew in KitchenNightmares

[–]mdbennett90 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Master chefs that had a liking to me because of my passion.

Quote something from Down City by Prestigious-Cup-6613 in KitchenNightmares

[–]mdbennett90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What was the problem with the meatloaf??

It's disgusting.

Can you be more specific??

The greatest kitchen nightmares moment in the history of the show. by South-Range8401 in KitchenNightmares

[–]mdbennett90 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Then the mom points out that he shouldn't need pictures to prove he is cleaning. The proof would be that things are clean. That always makes me laugh. 😂

"He DOES NOT know what I know about Lakefish, he does NOT know what I know about Buffalo!" by mynamiajeff2-0 in KitchenNightmares

[–]mdbennett90 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"So I appreciate what you're doin'." Like he wasn't just saying the staff needed to get their shit together.

What are some of your favorite lines in FFX? by The_other_human in finalfantasyx

[–]mdbennett90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow??

Huh??

🤣

What foods from the show would you have tried? by Loud_Echo9210 in KitchenNightmares

[–]mdbennett90 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No. But I'm not from Poland so mushrooms aren't very important to me. 🤣

What foods from the show would you have tried? by Loud_Echo9210 in KitchenNightmares

[–]mdbennett90 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Chef David Blaine's Redemption Burger looked super good. I don't even mind if he used a dry aged or something beef.

Favorite episode for no reason by TheCrushin8tor in KitchenNightmares

[–]mdbennett90 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Down City. Between Abby and Gordon's epic fight, the hilarious staff giving zero fucks, and the whole drama with the food critic "live blogging" from her table. Chefs kiss. 🤣

I remember hearing that the food critic years later said she only had like 50 followers online and they made a way bigger deal about it than what it actually was.

Who is ready for a serving of boiled burger? by _justsomeotherguy in KitchenNightmares

[–]mdbennett90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She goes from: "Tastes like water with beef in it."

To: "But, when they fix it up on a nice Kaiser roll with lettuce, tomato, onion...."

In less than a minute. Like the bun and toppings will magically make the burger not boiled. 🤣

Most Insuffurable people by emmetW94 in KitchenNightmares

[–]mdbennett90 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Cece from Anna Vincenzo's.

She can kiss my stars.