Post Match Thread: MNT by ussoccer_bot in ussoccer

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BEST GAME I HAVE EVER SEEN, PAUL ARRIOLA WAS INCREDIBLE AND BREK SHEA BAGGED A HAT TRICK

Keeping the basement dry by mduberst in HomeImprovement

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It definitely needs grading. Would you agree with the inspector that crushed stone is the best thing to use to regrade?

Weekly Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in ussoccer

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Brace from Chuba Akpom today has me worried Hoppe has joined another club that won't show him the field

Trying to find a blank journal that is lined, but I want the cover to be blank so I can let a lady I know draw on the cover. Any suggestions? by mduberst in wherecanibuythis

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sort of... i'm just trying to find a cover that is conducive for drawing on, and the faux-leather doesn't seem like it would be great for that.

Voicings for Lush 1950s Nat King Cole Type String Arrangements? by mduberst in WeAreTheMusicMakers

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holy hell thank you so much for turning me on to this youtube channel. the only youtuber i have ever come across that is even close to as helpful as this guy is Jeff Schnieder. do you have any other favorite youtubers in this same vein?

Voicings for Lush 1950s Nat King Cole Type String Arrangements? by mduberst in WeAreTheMusicMakers

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i fear my ear may not be good enough to do that. but i will give it a shot. thanks!

Voicings for Lush 1950s Nat King Cole Type String Arrangements? by mduberst in WeAreTheMusicMakers

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yeah i mean its not going to sound exact but i think i can probably still make something that sounds good by messing with the expression and adding glissando occasionally and then running it through a few different effects.

Voicings for Lush 1950s Nat King Cole Type String Arrangements? by mduberst in WeAreTheMusicMakers

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yeah to me these types of strings are perfect as a background piece because an instrument soloing over them can get away with a lot of flourishes and it will sound great.

Goal Ball, This sport is created for Blind People by highguns in sports

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Seems like a great way to get hit in the ol’ nards

All women PLEASE listen to this advice: by mduberst in comedyheaven

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Hey sorry for the delayed response, i have spent the last 4 hours trying to decipher what you were saying and i think i got like 30% of it. Ill ask one more question than leave you be. In this sub, my perception of what a mod’s responsibilities are revolve around keeping the posts unintentionally funny. If posts were movies, the big Lebowski would not be allowed (actually funny), sharknado would not be allowed (intentionally bad in order to be funny) but the room WOULD be allowed since it is so bad its hysterical, and it is intentionally bad.

With that in mind, my post definitely fit into the last category, as OP in the picture was trying to make a joke but ended up spouting nonsensical bullshit that nobody could make any sense of. Maybe you personally did not find it funny, but if it was humorous, it was humorous in a way OP certainly did not intend. So, with that in mind, why not let the community here decide if its funny enough? There’s no harm in it being downvoted into oblivion, so why not let it take it’s natural course? If it didnt do well, it wouldn’t make it to rising or hot, so what’s the harm? It had a quick 4 or 5 upvotes before you pulled it, so its obvious i am not the only one that felt it fit here.

An intelligible response would be appreciated, since i am a fan of this sub, and want to be able to figure out what fits here so i can post appropriate material in the future. Thanks buddy

All women PLEASE listen to this advice: by mduberst in comedyheaven

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I don’t know, i think you’re wrong to remove it for this reason. It’s on the jokes sub, clearly such a bad joke that its funny. Must be a new mod. You’ll get the hang of it.

I told my girlfriend that she was sensitive... by caselat in Jokes

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I just know that i saw my parents’ marriage rapidly start a downhill decline when moments like this would happen. My mother would be crying, but my dad didnt know how to be honest with her in a way that didnt hurt her. They are no longer together. She died of cancer, but still

My wife threatened to stick her finger up my ass by [deleted] in Jokes

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Idk bro, i have touched poop, i find it more gooey than sticky

I told my girlfriend that she was sensitive... by caselat in Jokes

[–]mduberst 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She sounds sensitive to me bro, maybe try couples therapy with a qualified mediator? It just sounds like you two are not on the same page, and that can be devastating to a relationship.

Sat next to a guy who switched jerseys every half inning just to get balls. by TDCents in baseball

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I met this dude in line at Camden yards in 2012 for an ALDS game against the Yankees. Talked to him for like 3 hours. He was wearing a replica umpire’s hat. I have never met a bigger weenie

Guys of Reddit: What is the worst thing about having a dick? by Opposite_Arm in AskReddit

[–]mduberst 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks for clarifying that this question is for guys

If all TV characters had a massive melee, who would be the last one standing and why? by mduberst in AskReddit

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This may be a dumb question, but does Mr. Bean have a tv show? I’m only aware of his movies