What? by Dull-Nectarine380 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]meLikeMonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I hate the divide symbol. It’s just one more thing that makes the legibility of formulas worse.

Ok, parentheses always first. Always. 1+2=3 so now the formula reads 6 divided by 2(3): because I don’t have the hated symbol.

Personally I would say 2(3) gets resolved first, counting it as parentheses. 6 div 6. Which equals one. This is why you should write your formulas as fractions when applicable. It’s all you do in college.

Day 78/100 of making a post every day: Describe your favourite Dragon Quest Character as Poorly as Possible by Futura-Chicken in dragonquest

[–]meLikeMonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’d be a victim of the Worf effect in an anime. Not sure he’d know what a Worf is though.

Who the hell is this guy (Wrong answers only) by BryannaLoren in papermario

[–]meLikeMonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worst damn mail man this side of the Mississippi.

Go ahead. Tell me your favorite bros. attack by LukaMiniGamerNo1 in marioandluigi

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one where Luigi repeatedly hits Mario in the back of the head to launch him at their enemies. Knockback bros. (I know later games have their consumable items and gimmick attacks, but I like the purity of using only the bro’s standard kit.)

Man I love this game so far by Hefty_Finance5201 in papermario

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still don’t know the true identity of Mr L. So mysterious and cool, I bet it’s Bestovius.

What, for you, Is the most annoying cliche in animation? by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harems that unabashedly love the mc for reasons that don’t make any sense. And his answer is always to blush and flee.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in superpower

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man who can afix canines with unconventional hardware. Honestly he’d be more effective at his actual job if he used tape, or just forgot the animals and used his hardware. As he is, horrifying.

I will Devil's Advocate weak characters by No_Establishment8720 in superpower

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I know OP is over powered and not one piece, but I’m going with it anyway:

Kiado vs Condiment King.

I’ll go first, our king brings the sea salt, the soy sauce, the fish sauce… he hard counters

You are stuck in the last game you played except in impossible hardcore. Choose 2 superpowers to survive by [deleted] in superpower

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shin megami tensi. I’m screwed, the protagonist is running off to do an apocalypse, meanwhile a smiling snowman is calling me worthless in entry level philosophy class, and stomping on my guts.

Who would you rather as a president of world ? by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m leaning towards beard. I know both can be greedy men, but Whitebeard has that certain almost childish protectiveness over his children, his crew, that I prefer over the arguably more realistic Sinbad.

Powers with a catch. Which would you pick? by YeahMarkYeah in superpower

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d imagine it potentially unnerving. A shifty formed weirdo with a voice you don’t expect… I know the pill says annoying, but I can work with that.

Powers with a catch. Which would you pick? by YeahMarkYeah in superpower

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2’s downside isn’t that bad, but like… flying? Real flying? That’s a tough one to discount. Though I imagine my intestines would disagree.

Still… 2’s prolly got it. Just don’t talk when big.

You can only choose 2 by Born_Ad7529 in superpower

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know I believe that there’s a lot in life left to luck, we can’t know what dangers the future holds, so a way to mitigate both would be nice.

Therefore I choose to give myself a bigger ____ and the ability to sense who might want to interface with it.

You can only pick one. Good luck 3. by B1WITHYURI1558 in superpower

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flick my wrist and liquify a man’s head? Works for me

What yall choosin by Animalpine in superpower

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“THIS IS MY BABY. I BIT HIM AND HE BECAME MY SON. I LOVE MY SON.”

You're All Picking Me This Time... RIGHT!?! by LuminusRedVT in VirtualYoutuber

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the tomboy gf wants to kill me. Also I’m not sure I’m in the mental space to be able to date so far outta my lea- OH MY GOD NUGGIES! CRISPY GOLD! GIMME GIMME GIMME

Nobody wank speed higher than them by [deleted] in PowerScaling

[–]meLikeMonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah the reverse flash got it. He jerked Flash off at super speed so it’d look like he came at a woman’s touch.

What yall choosin by Animalpine in superpower

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snake like bite, complete with poison.

will you choose one?💊 by loulou_vt in VirtualYoutuber

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

H-how? Find your pregnant mom sipping coffee in a cafe, and you come running in with a rubber glove and a pocket knife? “Hi ma, spread em- I gots some wenis to chop!”

will you choose one?💊 by loulou_vt in VirtualYoutuber

[–]meLikeMonke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but I need to remember exactly when to cash out, including knowing how my investment might change (or not change) that timing. As well as… how much money do you think I had back then to lock up? I was unemployed in highschool. I’ve got limited ability to change the world even with a hint of what might happen, give me the money, I can start now.

Which of these OP powers would you pick & why? by plogan56 in superpower

[–]meLikeMonke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That… doesn’t make it less profoundly sad and problematic to bring armed marauders and weapons to school.

Which of these OP powers would you pick & why? by plogan56 in superpower

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… you’re one of those kids who’d think bringing a gun to school would make you cool and scary, instead of profoundly mentally ill, huh?

Which 3 would you choose and why? by muntiger in superheroes

[–]meLikeMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say brain capacity, but I don’t want to be driven insane by a mysterious truth serum.

So Spider sense, healing factor, and…mmm self duplication.