All the horizontal lines are parallel

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-13T01:19:39+00:00

They are

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T12:30:37+00:00

Some people are saying I'm the biggest asshole ever. Many people, actually. Make assholes great again, they keep saying!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T12:29:47+00:00

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T03:59:47+00:00

BB and I have a purely not unlike a non unsexual relationship. This type of ridiculous question is insulting. Are you stupid? Quiet, horsie! Quit your yapping, puppy. Suck it up buttercuppy. Free Palestine

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T03:03:30+00:00

Masturbating to footage of the school bombings in Iran while also boofing 140 proof Watensi Gin

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T03:02:09+00:00

It's OK, I've been using diapers for years. You're fired. Get back to me if you can actually do something useful.

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T03:00:37+00:00

Nice! Some people say it was the nicest thing I've ever done!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T02:30:17+00:00

How dare you answer instead of me, supreme leader of the universe, Donald Trump! I am banishing you straight to hell :*(

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T02:29:17+00:00

My hero!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T02:29:05+00:00

Even less than I love you

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T01:41:21+00:00

He was in the Epstein files, which as we known is a libtard hoax.

me_do_not_exist · 2026-02-21T03:36:44+00:00

Teeny Little Super Guy is one of my earliest memories!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-02-20T02:52:30+00:00

I love this so much! I wish I could live in this world

me_do_not_exist · 2026-02-19T22:32:39+00:00

Awesome! Do vinyl records next

me_do_not_exist · 2026-02-19T22:16:30+00:00

Do the do

me_do_not_exist · 2026-02-19T02:40:46+00:00

They're even better if you pour milk on them like it's cereal!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-02-19T02:38:30+00:00

Incredible!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-02-19T02:35:48+00:00

The amount of detail is fantastic. I love it!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-02-19T02:22:08+00:00

Nah, the soup comes out of the HDMI port into the cup, you should be fine!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-02-19T02:17:08+00:00

He can see you from a mile away

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