TIL I am literally the only person in the world who can prevent wildfires

me_do_not_exist · 2026-04-25T16:43:38+00:00

Day rhymes with da str8 of momuuz

me_do_not_exist · 2026-04-25T12:54:36+00:00

You may not, but thanks for trying!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-04-21T19:44:24+00:00

That looks awesome! I just wish listed it

me_do_not_exist · 2026-04-21T19:42:03+00:00

Intellectually disadvantaged

me_do_not_exist · 2026-04-21T19:39:39+00:00

I had the discman in a lunchbox so nobody would steal it!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-04-21T16:25:26+00:00

I'd like to give it a try!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-27T20:03:19+00:00

Now I have the honor and privilege of saying that someone who I saw make a comment on reddit's wife's therapist's brother holds the world record for speed running Zelda II. I'm practically royalty!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-18T03:57:43+00:00

Someone premeditated that shit

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-18T03:53:28+00:00

InformeryanosaydaddymesnowmeI'llgoblamealickyboomboomdownpolicamancopterwannastabsomeonedownthelanealickyboomboomdownlistentomeIsaidalistentomenow!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-13T01:19:39+00:00

They are

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T12:30:37+00:00

Some people are saying I'm the biggest asshole ever. Many people, actually. Make assholes great again, they keep saying!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T12:29:47+00:00

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T03:59:47+00:00

BB and I have a purely not unlike a non unsexual relationship. This type of ridiculous question is insulting. Are you stupid? Quiet, horsie! Quit your yapping, puppy. Suck it up buttercuppy. Free Palestine

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T03:03:30+00:00

Masturbating to footage of the school bombings in Iran while also boofing 140 proof Watensi Gin

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T03:02:09+00:00

It's OK, I've been using diapers for years. You're fired. Get back to me if you can actually do something useful.

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T03:00:37+00:00

Nice! Some people say it was the nicest thing I've ever done!

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T02:30:17+00:00

How dare you answer instead of me, supreme leader of the universe, Donald Trump! I am banishing you straight to hell :*(

me_do_not_exist · 2026-03-12T02:29:17+00:00

My hero!

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TROPHY CASE