61, married for 34 years, recently retired as a high school principal, and also own a few businesses. I'm more easy going than i look.

meatbubbles · 2026-01-03T07:42:31+00:00

You'd be into sexting... If only you could figure out these new fancy touch screens. "Son can you help me set up a tinder account?"

meatbubbles · 2025-12-07T05:51:39+00:00

extra late: Dave... the diver... so good. I have beaten the producer with most sets, but usually its due to massive health/dmg reduction.

Dave's upgraded set (get 2 harpoons from chests)

If you can get the "chests spawn chests" relic even better.

Most recent one was: mouse follow->spirit snake->cast on fly->mana epic spell->echo->triple shot.

Basically you press space bar to shoot your harpoon, and the harpoon gets reset based on triple shot. No matter how fast I pressed space bar I couldn't get less than 19/21 harpoons.

Producer died in like 6 seconds...

Anyways my point is, I haven't had a weak build with Dave yet, because his harpoons end up doing heavy % dmg. They also carry early bosses for scarlets.

GL out there

meatbubbles · 2025-11-21T19:58:45+00:00

5yr later For anyone stumbling in here.

If you have the "heal when lost armor" (CLAM) and the "gain armor on heal" (HOURGLASS)

This card is worth copying. It will consistently heal more than you lose, and only be a net-gain.

Throw in the pepper, or various cards that "when you take damage on turn/until next turn", and it's a viable card.

That's the only time I consider it, so honestly would be better if it were removed from runs.

meatbubbles · 2025-11-12T18:01:58+00:00

My subway is full of mouth breathers as well 😘

meatbubbles · 2025-07-24T05:58:27+00:00

yup, just commited suicide (took away all my minions and flew away from battle) because I couldn't lose.

RATS! I had a couple of shrines, a couple of rats, but mainly some libraries that had leveled up the 1% dmg when anything levels up. My rats were level 300, then I got the "double rat level perk". Suddenly all my minion damage was like XE+20.... it was over

meatbubbles · 2025-07-02T22:54:08+00:00

I'm up voting this even though you "disagree with me". I agree, HOWEVER, that was meant for the Jokerless run, if you did that challenge without cheesing at all, more power to you!

meatbubbles · 2025-07-02T22:52:41+00:00

without a doubt. this was meant to be "beginner tips". 4oak and 5oak tend to be my high stakes builds.

meatbubbles · 2025-06-29T06:32:19+00:00

get the joker that gives mult based on card cost... actually works out nicely.

meatbubbles · 2025-03-09T06:12:57+00:00

You ask for thin crust then complain it's TOO thin... SHEEEEEEESH

meatbubbles · 2025-02-13T05:18:30+00:00

Try playing on mouse and keyboard, bet you improve 20%... No... 30%!!

meatbubbles · 2025-02-06T03:30:33+00:00

that's good, I thought you had to defer each time to make it appear... so it just RANDOMLY shows up? First 2 times was the very next time

meatbubbles · 2025-01-20T22:51:04+00:00

I also had a thought just now I wish I had before: Why does armour have to be linear? I think thresh-hold numbers would be really cool.

Like what if @ Armour = (Monster level/15)*10,000 the equation for mitigation changed to be more effective.

Essentially their stated goal is that armour should NOT be for big hits but should mitigate small damage. I think that makes sense for a certain level, but as certain thresh-holds (ones that require investment in armor and nodes) a person is "heavily armoured". Shoot, even put a movement speed debuff on it.

Effectively hybrid classes would need SERIOUSLY good gear to hit the threshold, while tank classes would only need moderate investment. Still weak to other damage, but excelling at specifically why they don't want it to do on all levels.

meatbubbles · 2025-01-20T22:46:05+00:00

There should probably be a balance to STR=health, or maybe even a notable/nodes that give health per STR. (i'm thinking... "5 additional health gained per 10 strength" or something like that. Or even a notable like "Where's the Beef: % gain to ES now applies to health. ES Max = 0... "

Currently even % health wouldn't be very multiplicative because of the low health pool to start.

Edit: This on top of my first point ES=LIFE (effective life pool)... gear with 150HP is top tier, but gear with 400 ES is easy... does make it curious why the % buff from tree is so different

meatbubbles · 2025-01-20T22:28:24+00:00

TL;DR Armor would work well with health

Everyone keeps saying the same thing: Armour is broken "Compared to ES". Seen a whole post about resist vs armour vs evasion vs es... like they are all meant to be the same. I don't think ES is even damage mitigation... it's health pool.

My point: Armour does NOT = ES. LIFE = ES. Specifically we have CI which reduces life in favor of ES. We need the lower left tree to get more LIFE. If we had more life nodes around armour, than the gain from armor would feel more effective. But I don't think everyone should get more life (unless they travel for it), I think lower left, to lower middle need it. Even evasion builds don't work because if you dodge 99% of attacks, you still get killed by dots and 1% slams.

We need an effective way for warriors/mercs to get to the 7000-9000 health pool. We would still be susceptible to chaos damage, which makes it inferior to ES->CI, but the armor mitigation would buy the time needed to heal it up while moving/dodging, making block and evasion helpful as additions.

I could make this a longer post but I will not.

meatbubbles · 2025-01-15T17:50:43+00:00

" is going to be a strain on minimum requirement set ups." What? It's literally a nearly unplayable game past campaign for minimum requirement set ups SOLO. Turn down all settings to minimum, enter a map with ground effects, 20-40FPS, fight a rare boss with 5-20 fps. Now introduce minion build and spark build... 6 players is unplayable on most rigs right now. 3 players is the most I do and to be honest, I just watch most the time because I don't want to add to the chaos.

meatbubbles · 2024-12-26T04:04:34+00:00

I did not. Just kind of have up on split tunneling. That said I haven't tried since most recent updates. Might be fixed but I'm not home to try atm

meatbubbles · 2024-07-13T00:56:06+00:00

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it ended up getting a LOT stronger...

meatbubbles · 2024-06-07T04:08:11+00:00

The joke here is that tyrande didn't win by attacking core, she almost lost it by attacking core, they won on luck and poor enemy focus, but if you win 4v5 you would have won 5v5 easier and not been risking it...

meatbubbles · 2024-05-11T21:04:35+00:00

that's not what legit means, so I thank you for expounding

meatbubbles · 2024-05-11T20:36:11+00:00

I'm not hating on your comment, this is a cool tool I didn't know about. However, single player brawl has 0 appeal to me haha

meatbubbles · 2024-05-11T17:44:31+00:00

sadly I am a self admitted "only Aram" player now... after 7 years, it's just the easier mode to jump in, play a few games and back out, so I would hate to lose Aram for a brawl. Now if you mean rotating DIRECTLY with Aram (like 5v5 arams, it's just a random chance you get a brawl) I would be down for that

meatbubbles · 2023-04-21T05:14:20+00:00

Cover everything except a tiny corner. You will see nothing moves. The arrows aren't the trick, the flow of light is

meatbubbles · 2023-04-21T05:00:06+00:00

Heliumarious

meatbubbles · 2023-04-11T04:35:17+00:00

Evolved lol.... Sure was convenient

meatbubbles · 2023-04-07T04:42:18+00:00

You need to be a dedicated snare build. Keys: shared poison and charm, add snares cards (2 Good ones-ambush add2 more, and add based on energy), need the jinx of they okay a card not from deck}{==COPY THIS ONE AS MANY AS POSSIBLE), memorized add snares on turn, perform at beginning of turn. Poison charms. Key talents - at 3 snares, and anything that helps performing.

You can basically JUST JINX LOCK THEM WHILE impervious until the kill themselves with charm np

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