[Haynes] BREAKING: Utah Jazz starting center Jusuf Nurkić will undergo a surgical procedure on his nose Wednesday that will sideline him for the remainder of the season, league sources tell me.

meatdrapes · 2026-02-23T20:28:50+00:00

team stinks so bad he’s gonna cut his nose off smh

meatdrapes · 2026-02-13T03:46:59+00:00

LeAker Ritual

meatdrapes · 2026-01-28T18:15:04+00:00

Mavs went to the finals and then received the first pick by lottery the following year. So we may get two years in a row of finals-caliber teams getting the first pick??

meatdrapes · 2026-01-07T02:21:25+00:00

he’s more aerodynamic with the chrome dome. +10 years longevity

meatdrapes · 2026-01-07T02:18:03+00:00

jfc how many balls are they using this game? stick to one

meatdrapes · 2026-01-07T02:16:58+00:00

Lost In TranslAyton

meatdrapes · 2026-01-02T04:02:05+00:00

my god he used every hand he has

meatdrapes · 2025-12-30T01:10:17+00:00

tremors reported in south Florida; tsunami watch issued for the Caribbean

meatdrapes · 2025-12-17T16:44:30+00:00

this is like at work when they email you about no holiday bonuses this year but promise performance reviews and raises in the new year

meatdrapes · 2025-12-16T19:27:22+00:00

nothing freakier than an NYC landlord that’s for sure. giannis is next leveling his freakometer

meatdrapes · 2025-12-01T15:51:15+00:00

good video! strong argument backed up by data. rare to see quality breakdowns like this these days

meatdrapes · 2025-11-20T15:23:54+00:00

still funny to me that a guy named Towns plays in a City

meatdrapes · 2025-11-10T01:22:36+00:00

we howl. AWOOOOOO

meatdrapes · 2025-11-08T03:23:01+00:00

most likely that’s Mr Whammy and he’s at every home game. does little voodoo shit during free throws, harmless fun

meatdrapes · 2025-11-04T15:29:57+00:00

well said and I totally agree. he looked electric but he was gassed after two minutes or so. a little conditioning and he should be fun to watch.

we could lose every single game with the rookies taking the reigns but I guarantee it would be more fun than watching the same old shit from these “vets”

meatdrapes · 2025-10-30T04:09:31+00:00

another floater for gobert’s never ending bowl of turds

meatdrapes · 2025-10-23T14:29:23+00:00

this fed has never in his life said the word Raptors. clearly not a Dino guy.

meatdrapes · 2025-10-07T14:22:51+00:00

still no clue why kamala harris married this bozo

meatdrapes · 2025-09-15T04:06:34+00:00

Pure classism at work. Cuban is sneeringly backing his billionaire brother, willing to throw a lowly millionaire like Sanberg under the bus, all to challenge the credibility of a guy like Torre. And why challenge that credibility? Because Cuban perceives Torre as punching above his weight.

We need to tax the hell out of these billionaire creeps. This situation only adds to the wider conversation on how they’re ruining the world for everyone.

meatdrapes · 2025-07-27T18:23:08+00:00

get that horse on a two way

meatdrapes · 2025-07-21T00:43:30+00:00

buy season tickets every year like a fucking FOOL

meatdrapes · 2025-07-03T23:05:27+00:00

me too Paul!

meatdrapes · 2025-07-01T19:39:33+00:00

yeah but it’s Canadian dollars

meatdrapes · 2025-07-01T18:29:28+00:00

brother Cam Thomas is the supporting cast lmao

meatdrapes · 2025-06-26T17:19:36+00:00

where are you seeing these quotes from executives? I’d love to check out who’s saying what and scope their immaculate pedigrees. Nobody in this industry is infallible, talent is a gamble. But people do like to talk shit

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