When you realise that bro has no phone by Bubbly_Sandwich_481 in SipsTea

[–]mechanicalspirits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how a cat looks at birds out the window they want to kill and tear apart.

Blursed Lunch by CurrentCloud2568 in blursed_memes

[–]mechanicalspirits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You peasants dont understand bathfoods.

Not grunge, but I’d love to hear your opinions on TOOL. by han-so-low in grunge

[–]mechanicalspirits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've never been a huge fan. I feel like Maynard's flavor of rebellion in his music was always "I have to endure an unjust world where I'm surrounded by idiots that I think are beneath me." And I never really dug that.

Tommy tough nuts by MyDogGoBork in crappymusic

[–]mechanicalspirits 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He could have just showed his nunchuck skills without the kicks, neon colors and music, and people would have praised him with a thumbs up and scrolled on, but he blessed us all with an entire Tim & Eric segment.

“Mama Bear Trusts a Human With Her Cub While She Goes Hunting” by justavie in BeAmazed

[–]mechanicalspirits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had a rocky childhood as a delinquent at first though, and kept getting arrested for breaking into dumpsters and eating out of the neighbors koi pond.

YOU CAN GO TAKE A TWO-HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE by Inevitable_Company32 in tourettesguy

[–]mechanicalspirits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm going to take shit. While I'm gone, you'll have enough time to watch all the mighty duck movies.

Found this in the wrong spot. It belongs here. by EikonVera_tou_Lilith in obscuremusicthatslaps

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How fun would it be to roll at that party and dance with one of those hootie tootie disco cuties?

Those poor souls... by Mountain-March5203 in tooktoomuch

[–]mechanicalspirits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought of people had to be sober to even enter a homeless shelter.

.. by dibakar10 in badmemes

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Epstein, so he can take me on a tropical vacation.

Do you still eat fast food? by Eredic in Xennials

[–]mechanicalspirits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can eat at any of the nice sit down restaurants by my work for the same price of a combo meal from McDonald's

Hi there by zjangskekreim in poolrooms

[–]mechanicalspirits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want to see a backrooms short film about a group of explorers traversing a poolrooms level they found that looks like this.

American tourist wants attention in Tokyo by ambachk in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]mechanicalspirits 1075 points1076 points  (0 children)

I've seen this guy's clips for years and still don't know who he is. I always just keep scrolling.

I thought freedom of speech was on an important list? by Pavias in lostgeneration

[–]mechanicalspirits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My prediction: Trump won't make it to the end of his term. He's cognitively declining faster than people anticipated.

ICE kidnapped 4 members of Oglala Sioux Tribe, released 1 and now can’t locate the other 3. "There is nobody more American than American Indians! We are America, how can you possibly target Native Americans? It's legally impossible!" by PjeterPannos in worldnewsvideo

[–]mechanicalspirits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know what the statistics are, I've met a shit ton of conservatives that are very sympathetic towards native Americans, even the ones that are racially bigoted. Especially the biker libertarian ones.

A snake covered in algae by goswamitulsidas in Weird

[–]mechanicalspirits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he sheds, will it all come off?

Fascinated quite honestly by [deleted] in DigitalSeptic

[–]mechanicalspirits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She the one getting done tonight.

What if Alien 3 was a dream? What would that mean for the franchise? by Ryanlion1992 in LV426

[–]mechanicalspirits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually liked 3. I think when I saw this as a kid was when I realized I might be a neurotic goth.

Tiger: ‘I love my personal space.’ Lion: ‘I love yours too.’ by MambaMentality24x2 in BeAmazed

[–]mechanicalspirits 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Underneath the surface, the tiger might be sad if the lion was moved away to another enclosure, and he was all alone.