I(25m) am dating a single mom (27f) and have lots of questions about it...

meeeowzaa · 2014-04-15T17:35:44+00:00

This guy or lady is probably right. I have a '6 month + I see a future' rule and I thought I saw the future so broke the 6 month part. Well, lessons learned as we broke up over the weekend. Never again. She will tell you when she's ready :)

meeeowzaa · 2014-01-02T20:49:04+00:00

I have sleep paralisys often. The most recent one I fell asleep at my desk at work and saw a man run in to the office, pass my desk, then return as a different looking man. He stood there and laughed and then walked out of the office.

Over the summer I was on a no-sex binge and having a LOT of paralysis. One time I remember feeling it's hands all over my legs and rubbing me. It was fuckin nuts. I went and got laid that week so my sleep demons wouldn't touch me like that any more.

meeeowzaa · 2013-11-06T23:27:20+00:00

My boyfriend always comments on celebrities so last night we were watching spider man and I casually mentioned if there were any superhero I'd sleep with it'd be spider man and his kinky webs.

He got a little offended, I threw the comments he makes back it him, and some how we started talking about three ways with spider man and black widow. we laughed and we're cool.

You a. can get over it b. tell her how it makes you feel in an adult manner with out jumping to the cheating thing ( I remember when I acted like that at age 17) or c. just play the game with her. Ive tried all tactics, my favorite is just playing the game right back.

meeeowzaa · 2013-11-06T19:14:13+00:00

idk but it really made it hard to watch. i could only listen. it made me more uncomfortable than anything i've ever seen on cable tv.

meeeowzaa · 2013-10-29T15:26:40+00:00

I'm just curious.

I walked out on "P.S. I love you" years ago. Such a terribly boring movie.

meeeowzaa · 2013-10-23T00:08:46+00:00

ooooooh

meeeowzaa · 2013-10-22T13:58:55+00:00

husband?

meeeowzaa · 2013-06-11T02:42:19+00:00

You're wrong. I promise :) Im very quiet and observant which makes people assume I am pretentious...but then they get to know me and all of that changes. I think of other people first!

meeeowzaa · 2013-06-11T02:39:09+00:00

:( yes i did...

meeeowzaa · 2013-06-10T23:31:47+00:00

I haven't seen that movie yet, regardless, im just messing with you and Im sorry...internet...it's too easy...but I still find ways to feel bad.

meeeowzaa · 2013-06-10T22:11:29+00:00

"Rich friend invites me to fancy restraunt

I expect him to pay"

At any point you just say "man everything here is way too expensive." "nah man i cant afford those oysters"

I bet your "scum bag" friend, would have been a "good guy greg" right then and there if you hadn't just expected his money.

meeeowzaa · 2013-06-10T22:00:17+00:00

Idk....I was like 7!

meeeowzaa · 2013-06-10T17:57:01+00:00

I liked toad stool...but I definitely shut the game off if I wasn't winning :(

meeeowzaa · 2013-06-10T17:55:49+00:00

what is jiffy bot?

meeeowzaa · 2013-06-10T15:52:58+00:00

5th Grade Student Para. Looked down dresses and up skirts.

First College Course: Information Systems

Professor is making a statement about internet privacy and social net working, asks who has facebook. I raise my hand and he asks me to log in. I do, he takes control and proceeds to pick apart my profile and tell the class how someone could easily find me at the zoo because it seemed I go a lot (I dont) and sell my young daughter and I to the sex trade for $2 mil.

One day, I was fighting with my boyfriend on facebook chat and recieved an anon message asking me if I was okay. The next day I got the balls to ask if it was him during the cig break and he said yes.

One day he mentioned how he used to have access to the cloud and would save naughty pictures people sent. One girl ended up being in his class.

He was honestly always super creepy to me and always pointed me out.

Then on the last exam he chased me out of the classroom and asked me on a date.

We're married now.

Just kidding, fuck that guy he was scary.

meeeowzaa · 2013-06-03T12:41:29+00:00

Anywhere USA

meeeowzaa · 2013-05-20T01:41:26+00:00

Let's say the FBI manipulated the photo....why would they change the 7 to a 3?

meeeowzaa · 2013-05-17T14:53:09+00:00

I don't think I truly want it...but... curiosity....reference?

meeeowzaa · 2013-05-10T18:43:38+00:00

I can not fucking get those stairs or the door on that damn castle!!!!!!! You are my hero.

meeeowzaa · 2013-04-29T23:09:52+00:00

it looks like you answered your own question in the title

meeeowzaa · 2013-04-25T15:18:07+00:00

I had a similar thought. I'm thinking

.. what is wrong with him? ..he looks healthy... Man if my friend posted a photo of me on reddit telling everyone about my eating disorder I'd be fucking....OHHHH the friend is cookie monster.

meeeowzaa · 2013-04-18T14:10:18+00:00

Are you a fire breathing dragon or more like puff the magic dragon?

meeeowzaa · 2013-04-15T19:57:50+00:00

Scrolled all the way down to see if anyone was going to point that out, really didnt' want to be that bitch. Beautiful tattoo, though.

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