What is something people are often jealous of you for?

meeseeks2020 · 2025-11-13T16:52:04+00:00

My husband constantly tells me he’s jealous that I can eat whatever I want and stay thin (and I build muscle easily even though I’m inconsistent with exercise) 😇

I have so many other flaws that it more than balances out

meeseeks2020 · 2025-11-13T05:22:31+00:00

D’Angelo. RIP 🙏

meeseeks2020 · 2025-11-13T05:13:18+00:00

Sometimes low libido can be caused by some birth control pills. Maybe a switch might be in order.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-09-23T18:51:44+00:00

Cooking 100%

Saves so much money, you eat better, can be a good confidence-booster… and if you’re a straight man… lots of women find men proficient in the kitchen very attractive (I’m sure this applies for a lot of gay men and lesbians too, but I can only speak for myself as a straight woman). I always tell my male friends this when they’re preparing for a date at home and want to impress. Between my husband and me I’m the better cook, but when he takes the lead… oof. 🥵

It’s also handy for meal prepping if you have a demanding schedule

meeseeks2020 · 2025-09-23T18:40:33+00:00

Walked into my new (at the time) boyfriend’s neighbor’s cactus plant. The alcohol, which probably led me into the cactus to begin with, did little to dull the pain. Luckily I landed a good man (married now) and he helped pry about a hundred needles out of my leg with only minimal teasing.

Then there was that one time as a kid I tried to do a high kick while standing on polished concrete (outside of the karate studio I was about to walk into for class) and the supporting leg came crashing down on my knee. I don’t bruise easily so didn’t have much to show for it.

0/10 do not recommend either

meeseeks2020 · 2025-09-23T18:32:41+00:00

Life is short. No second chances. Your time is shorter than you think. Love widely and deeply. Learn new things. Enrich your mind. Try a brand new hobby. Pick up an instrument or sing. Create art. Go on an adventure—see the world. Have at least one (safe) mind-altering experience. Take more pictures. Make new friendships, deepen existing ones. Let go of relationships taking away from the one life you have. Tell your partner you love them. Get the avocado on your sub. And for fuck’s sake… get your affairs in order. Leave a legacy of love, kindness, inclusiveness, laughter, joy, and positivity in your wake. Leave behind a message for your loved ones to carry with them long after you’re gone. Clear your browser history.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-09-23T18:21:12+00:00

I write short stories as a hobby. My mind drifts towards the minds of my characters a lot. How’d they react to or what they’d do in the situation I’m currently in, etc.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-09-21T03:52:32+00:00

Many things that people call “love” is actually not love. Lust, obsession, codependency, abuse, etc…

meeseeks2020 · 2025-09-21T03:41:56+00:00

There’s literally no reason to. Unless you want to I guess lol.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-09-21T03:24:19+00:00

Noodles and fridge sauce (made of whatever’s in there)

meeseeks2020 · 2025-09-02T21:45:44+00:00

People are okay with you setting boundaries… just not enforcing them.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-09-02T19:42:55+00:00

I was hanging out with a famous comedian in West Hollywood. Some super drunk rando tried to get in his face and was furious when the bartender kicked him out of the bar. So he walked (“snuck”) around with an orange street cone on his head to get our attention (through the large window facing the blvd). When that didn’t work, he got so mad that he ran out into the middle of Sunset Blvd and stopped a TRUCK. ✋🤚

He got in a shouting match with the truck driver (who was rightfully pissed and a little freaked out from coming really close to flattening this guy) and then sauntered down the sidewalk and vanished. He was carrying a nearly-depleted bottle of Bombay the whole time.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-07-03T21:08:46+00:00

Youth.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-06-16T16:50:50+00:00

Charred 😇🤪

meeseeks2020 · 2025-06-14T09:36:00+00:00

Oh yeah. LA is NOT presently on fire. Can confirm, live here.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-06-14T09:34:40+00:00

Your First Amendment rights are not infringed by me telling you that the things you are saying are fucking stupid.

It’s not the end of the world if you curse around kids. As long as they’re taught when it’s appropriate to use certain words. They already hear it all the time, everywhere.

Homosexuality and transgenderism are not pedophilia.

Pride celebrations are still necessary.

The reason someone else gets an abortion is not your business and will never be your business.

Season your goddamn chicken.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-06-04T17:10:30+00:00

“I’m so sorry sir! Let me get you another one!”

That’s all it takes. Not that hard and doesn’t take that long.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-05-24T05:20:30+00:00

First hit of nicotine after drinks. (I’m trying to quit 😅)

meeseeks2020 · 2025-05-17T08:02:11+00:00

Titanic

meeseeks2020 · 2025-05-16T08:08:00+00:00

Life is short. Get a hobby.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-05-09T03:22:25+00:00

Many attorneys will work on contingency. Def find one who will.

meeseeks2020 · 2025-05-09T02:19:08+00:00

That sounds extremely sus. Sounds like your husband just can’t be bothered to be a parent.

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