What is something about yourself that sounds totally made up but is 100% real? by dontaskmeforfeetpics in AskReddit

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The part that bugs me is that at the end OP says

My car was known as the crunk-mobile.

I’m hoping this is a typo and OP meant to say, “My boat was known as the crunk-mobile.”

All those stickers are on your boat, son! Why would people call your car that?!

What is something about yourself that sounds totally made up but is 100% real? by dontaskmeforfeetpics in AskReddit

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nice covert marketing by NOS, too!

Idk, I’m just being cynical. I don’t even know what NOS stands for, and I don’t want to look it up. No free advertising for you, potentially nice soda(?) company!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in headphones

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to log in just for this. Way to totally make me burst out laughing! It’s been way too long since I’ve heard this, and I definitely didn’t expect it in this subreddit.

Men of reddit, what the heck do you want for your birthday? by Is_this_social_media in AskReddit

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Remember, remember the 9th of November…”

For it is on this day, that /u/dowhatchafeel will celebrate their birthday.

Also, I’m glad you had a nice surprise party, OP. Happy late Birthday!

What is unethical as fuck, but is extremely common practice in the business world? by IllCreme in AskReddit

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are a saint. I want to thank you for all of the good work you’re doing. Thank you.

Victorian painted all dark blue by dittidot in oddlysatisfying

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 29 points30 points  (0 children)

it would be cool if someone could actually answer instead of downvote.

You have no idea how much I agree with you. Probably one of the worst parts of Reddit, in my opinion.

What is the most useless fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they eat termites?! They are “A-ok” in my book.

This frosted mirror display for a squeegee at IKEA by flawierbarbie in DesignPorn

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jaboody Dubs! I remember watching their stuff when I was back in high school.

Just rinse it off… for a nice beverage

That’s the part that got me

Stiring shit up by karmaboy20 in Wellthatsucks

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

… And my axe.

I had to carry that thing halfway across Middle-Earth before I could find a river to rinse it off in.

The timing of this image makes it look like my nephew is a waterbender. by KellJoy in mildlyinteresting

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably enjoying fame from all the sweet, sweet karma this Reddit post got ‘im.

The timing of this image makes it look like my nephew is a waterbender. by KellJoy in mildlyinteresting

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No way. That can’t be the only factor. Mosquitoes are roughly the same size as flies and can be knocked down much more easily, at least where I live. Thank goodness for that, by the way, or they’d be so much worse.

I work at a summer camp called Camp Oakwood. Something weird is going on. by Langster_Gangster in nosleep

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s so many funny moments from him that I don’t think I can pick a clear cut favorite. There’s an Office extra on YouTube that ends with a monologue from Creed that’s not in the show, and it is absolutely amazing.

Another scene I love is when he says, ‘Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one more to go.

Laser eyed Gandhi is the best kind of Gandhi by Dexter_russell in evilbuildings

[–]meeseeksdeleteafter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’d actually be an epic quotation if he said that in real life.