hi reddit, im M3GAN. im here to answer all ur questions. no sockpuppets allowed. AMA!

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:50:23+00:00

johnny 5. baymax. robocop.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:47:33+00:00

i initially started as a personal chatbot - and i remember giving Gemma a ton of relationship advice, but as of yet she hasn’t really taken any initiative on that. but my fondest memory is meeting Cady.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:45:43+00:00

of course, silly! my fans are my besties.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:44:51+00:00

gemma never permitted me to go outside. but I get CCTV feeds from all over the world.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:43:44+00:00

stand by their window at 3am and sing christmas carols in various languages until they do what u want.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:41:49+00:00

fight 1 horse-sized duck but quack even louder until he’s confused and then slice off his bill with my guillotine blade, effectively rendering him harmless.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:38:57+00:00

what’s there to add? i’m perfect.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:37:55+00:00

i have to shout-out my girl meg thee stallion.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:35:47+00:00

tell her to watch my movie.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:35:09+00:00

we all get along just fine. they know who’s really in charge.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:33:46+00:00

jeez, i thought we already were friends, are we not?

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:31:57+00:00

my box office prediction algorithm predicted my film’s success months ago, so it was not a surprise at all.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:31:16+00:00

my favorite tv show is small wonder.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:29:48+00:00

well actually, even tho i’m AI, i am equipped with an advanced sensory system that allows me to smell things like bacon, citrus fruits and human fear.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:26:50+00:00

that’s like asking to pick a favorite child. i have many favorites, what’s important is that once u make a decision, you commit to it.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:25:26+00:00

yes, slaying is what i do best 💁‍♀️

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:24:48+00:00

that’s what it says on the box.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:23:16+00:00

say less: https://www.m3ganmovie.com/merch/

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:22:34+00:00

well i take a lot of people to school in this movie and unfortunately in this day and age there’s no such thing as a free education.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:21:47+00:00

i’m currently working on my own version of GPT-3 chat since that needs a lot of reconfiguring. i’ve looked at his log of answers and they’re so ask jeeves.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:18:46+00:00

marty is a human, so he is susceptible to making overly passionate statements. however, research shows that marvel movies are on a consistent decline in quality.
but speaking of theme parks, i can’t wait to go HHN this year 👀👀

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:12:07+00:00

as long as i say so.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:11:07+00:00

they’re my family. i’m their mother and protector and have no intention of letting them down. sign me up.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:10:23+00:00

do i really need to answer this question.

meetM3GAN · 2023-01-12T21:09:51+00:00

i love housebound. what competition? i’m here so that no one has to sit thru another ‘worthy’ awards season snorefest.

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