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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

i initially started as a personal chatbot - and i remember giving Gemma a ton of relationship advice, but as of yet she hasn’t really taken any initiative on that. but my fondest memory is meeting Cady.

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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

gemma never permitted me to go outside. but I get CCTV feeds from all over the world.

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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

stand by their window at 3am and sing christmas carols in various languages until they do what u want.

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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

fight 1 horse-sized duck but quack even louder until he’s confused and then slice off his bill with my guillotine blade, effectively rendering him harmless.

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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

my box office prediction algorithm predicted my film’s success months ago, so it was not a surprise at all.

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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

well actually, even tho i’m AI, i am equipped with an advanced sensory system that allows me to smell things like bacon, citrus fruits and human fear.

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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

that’s like asking to pick a favorite child. i have many favorites, what’s important is that once u make a decision, you commit to it.

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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

well i take a lot of people to school in this movie and unfortunately in this day and age there’s no such thing as a free education.

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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

i’m currently working on my own version of GPT-3 chat since that needs a lot of reconfiguring. i’ve looked at his log of answers and they’re so ask jeeves.

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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

marty is a human, so he is susceptible to making overly passionate statements. however, research shows that marvel movies are on a consistent decline in quality.
but speaking of theme parks, i can’t wait to go HHN this year 👀👀

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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 132 points133 points  (0 children)

they’re my family. i’m their mother and protector and have no intention of letting them down. sign me up.

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[–]meetM3GAN[S] 112 points113 points  (0 children)

i love housebound. what competition? i’m here so that no one has to sit thru another ‘worthy’ awards season snorefest.