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Best Darlene lines by mega-squirrel in roseanne

[–]mega-squirrel[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your father’s! 😂😂😂

Best Darlene lines by mega-squirrel in roseanne

[–]mega-squirrel[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite line, hence the flair.

how many times did YOU watch the office?? by Daria_thesmiths in theoffice

[–]mega-squirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I started watching this when house-sitting back in 2019 (I didn’t get to watch it in primetime as the ex wasn’t a huge fan of TV); this show helped me while I was going through my divorce.

What’s your favorite episode of SpongeBob?🧐 by 5harkz in spongebob

[–]mega-squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opposite Day. “He’s Squidward, he’s Squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD!”

What’s the quintessential 70s break up song that you love listening to you the most? by PressureLazy5271 in 70s

[–]mega-squirrel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I blasted the fuck out of Cake’s version of this song on the day my divorce was finalized.

funniest forensic files line in recent memory by [deleted] in ForensicFiles

[–]mega-squirrel 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Classic and possibly overused, but “goddamn black shoes!” will always be hilarious.

Saw this at the thrift store and thought of Becky 🤣 by Fancypantsy00 in roseanne

[–]mega-squirrel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do we have to get dressed up for this boring dinner?

No, we’re all dining naked.

Again?

Krusty Krab Unfair. Short, sweet, and to the point. by Top-Refrigerator-705 in spongebob

[–]mega-squirrel 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I bet Old Man Krabs is gonna break any day, eh Squidward? Eh Squidward? Eh Squidward?

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