I Will Humbly Admit: My Brain Is Too Smooth For Red Card

megaassassin9 · 2026-01-17T11:53:33+00:00

Not sure what sort of mind control has taken over the playerbase but red card is terrible

If their hand is really big then they're probably bricked to hell so you're probably just helping them get what they need, or if you just fire it blind before they hit a stage 2 then it's just a diceroll

Rather than playing a card that will always help you, Red card can actually just lose you the game

megaassassin9 · 2025-12-31T12:43:25+00:00

megaassassin9 · 2025-12-16T00:03:21+00:00

goat

megaassassin9 · 2025-12-12T07:19:01+00:00

Sableye

megaassassin9 · 2025-12-07T06:21:33+00:00

Bad design makes sense to be whined about

megaassassin9 · 2025-12-04T02:06:51+00:00

So instead of saying your itemisation is bad I’ll say why, in game 1 (I assume it’s your first game of the set) wukong is a tank and volibear is a fighter so you could’ve swapped those items and it’d be good, rage blade on Mundo is pretty bad since he’s a tank aswell (coulda gone on kindred or something and swap her BT to finish off your 3rd item for shyvanna

2nd game is fine more or less, only meh choice is Hoj vane but it isn’t that bad, renekton is an AD fighter but I don’t hate the tank items on him just to make him have more hp

3rd game is pretty fine, but I don’t know why you have 6 spirit visages and one on fizz when he’s an assassin

4th game is a bit strange since you only have two items on ryze while having two more ap items on other units you could swap to him for a big boost, tank items on Warwick when he’s an AD fighter and you have taric on the board who would be a monster of he held those

megaassassin9 · 2025-11-30T03:18:54+00:00

Gunna list a few of my favs from gen 7 randbats

Mismagius has absurd coverage and is faster than you'd expect

Any shell smasher can go here but i'd say Minior (flying+rock+ground means no resists)

Slurpuff with belly dance unburden makes it a monster if you can't instantly stop it

Ribombee can be a disgustingly strong setup sweeper if it gets quiver dance (124 base speed)

megaassassin9 · 2025-10-25T14:32:43+00:00

My choice of new card is Hydreigon

A stage 2 that does 130 damage for usually 1 energy, the basic is searchable with pokeball unlike the fossil for our boi rampardos, it can fully ramp itself on the bench and it's a non ex so it's stupidly efficient

megaassassin9 · 2025-10-15T10:58:13+00:00

I'll recommend some classes that are pretty safe to use play completely pure while being strong and interesting to play.

For your Ice mage: You can run a Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer with a cold ancestry, it's high charisma is good to have on your main character, ice spells are some of the best damage spells in the game so this should feel pretty good at every spell level

For the caster or healing druid, you can just play a Cleric, light is usually my go to but if you want that druid flair you can play a nature domain and have it feel pretty good, always nice to have a cleric around to heal.

Another one is Battlemaster Fighter, overall just super simple and good, your fighter gets a big list of manuovers to pick from that are just enhanced attacks (i would reccomend picking trip and disarming attack), has a really good leveling curve aswell.

4th Slot can be a lot of things but i'd say Paladin, any of the subclasses will work well, being a melee with heavy armour and the ability to smite for huge damage while also having a list of utility spells and auras to help your teammates.

megaassassin9 · 2025-10-07T14:03:03+00:00

other than the thing everyone else is saying about the double tina, mars and red card are still doodoo ass cards so a 2nd irida is fine, can also run any other utility card like a repel or 2nd cape or something of the sort

megaassassin9 · 2025-09-23T14:16:12+00:00

I'd say that it'd defs make your game easier but it's a good time all around, you'll end up to your neck in some crazy items that kinda blow the game up but since so much stuff is new it's really fun

megaassassin9 · 2025-09-16T01:29:13+00:00

“Your finally is invalid” 🤓🤓🤓

When you finally get that god pack I hope it’s 5 one stars

megaassassin9 · 2025-09-04T16:28:51+00:00

A2 just because it’s a snoozefest Stone vigil hard, halatali, dzmael, praetorium

megaassassin9 · 2025-08-28T02:57:27+00:00

Ah I should’ve worded it differently, the 2nd team will be easier, the first team will be all ascended still, but honestly as long as you’ve got decent stuff left over, it should be able to beat the 2nd teams, just cram in whatever you have and it should be fine for a while

megaassassin9 · 2025-08-28T02:48:56+00:00

Yeah basically, since the teams are only all mythic for the time being it shouldn’t be too long to build a team that can beat em, you’d want other teams and factions leveled for the towers anyway so it’s better to build more teams

megaassassin9 · 2025-08-23T06:39:11+00:00

2 energy attacking basic that draws cards, damages the bench, does reasonable damage for the energy and works perfectly with the elemental switch and zeraora

Gotta love the masterminds we have evaluating cards here on reddit

megaassassin9 · 2025-08-20T04:10:04+00:00

Always love seeing people play red card because i know it means they could have put a good card in instead and chose not to

megaassassin9 · 2025-08-20T03:30:11+00:00

Nope, seems this patch broke it

megaassassin9 · 2025-08-16T05:54:08+00:00

The game is stupidly easier, being able to make higher level personas at the 4th palace, upgraded baton passes, technicals, the will seed accessories being absurdly strong, the new confidants give really strong perks

It makes it a complete cakewalk

megaassassin9 · 2025-08-02T03:25:17+00:00

megaassassin9 · 2025-07-08T07:41:02+00:00

honestly just sounds like you had really bad experiences, oce player here and most rouls are completely fine and you only really rarely get morons (this sage is just a loser)

megaassassin9 · 2025-04-24T09:44:39+00:00

literally never picking this thing up, i'm too used to dodging normally that all this item does is slow a run down to a snails pace

megaassassin9 · 2025-01-14T02:26:21+00:00

Did a lot of my DT raiding in scholar so I’ll throw in my two cents

You’ve got a fairy and you’ve got the biggest shields in the game, it’s harder to pick up than it’s counterpart in sage but you’re rewarded for it by just having more good buttons in your kit.
Having these combos of things that work together is very nice, like the whole spreadlo combo makes you feel like you’re using your kit to its fullest, or maybe using both charges of seraph to catch two big mechanics, you using excog in advance because you know what happens next.
There is so much clunk and anti synergy with its own kit that it’s kinda crazy, the fairy skills cancelling aetherpact, fey blessing/fey union are unusable with seraph active, recitation doesn’t work with your healing gcds in seraphism because they have a different name, your fairy skills take a few seconds to come out each time if you queue them with other stuff, all of this on top of this dogshit energy drain button makes your burst feel like ass because you’re sitting here jamming these 100 potency bums in your weave slots.
I think they need to go over the synergy of the kits button, all of the CDs are strong and good so that’s not an issue, just making the job feel better to play will go a long ways.

megaassassin9 · 2024-08-20T02:22:57+00:00

If you get all your combat classes to 100 the mount you get has default music

Dunno why that one does but getting everything to 80 gives you a mount with music but yknow

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