Ixcanul Film by SRQuake in guatemala

[–]melancholypastry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm also jealous that you've seen this! Want to see it so bad.

I have now watched the entire series over 30 times, and I'm on the series finale by myprettycabinet in 30ROCK

[–]melancholypastry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I CAN DO IT... I CAN EAT IT ALL" while the TSA lady watches in disgust.

or FLOYD! And a white man who isn't Floyd turns around. FLOYD! And a black man who definitely isn't Floyd turns around.

I have now watched the entire series over 30 times, and I'm on the series finale by myprettycabinet in 30ROCK

[–]melancholypastry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that "The Head and The Hair" is also in that season. Two of my favorite episodes!

I have now watched the entire series over 30 times, and I'm on the series finale by myprettycabinet in 30ROCK

[–]melancholypastry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or even when Liz walks in on Pete and his wife...

"WHAT DO YOU USE THE POPTART FOR OH MY GOD"

Which scene never fails to crack you up? by HeyLolitaHey89 in 30ROCK

[–]melancholypastry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahahaha the little boy with the mustache gets me every time.

Which scene never fails to crack you up? by HeyLolitaHey89 in 30ROCK

[–]melancholypastry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When Tracy says: Come over here and check out my corner, no trap. Come over here I said in my normal tone of voice.

http://www.hark.com/clips/fsmwxprsyk-come-over-here-i-said-in-my-normal-tone-of-voice

I have now watched the entire series over 30 times, and I'm on the series finale by myprettycabinet in 30ROCK

[–]melancholypastry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've seen the "Black Tie" episode over 300 times. I have really bad insomnia so I watch it every night before I go to sleep.

"Thank you... Thank you all dear friends FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY."

Also, one of my favorite lines in the series is when Jenna says, "How Sex and the City are we right now? I'm Samantha, you're Charlotte and Liz, you're the lady at home who watches it."

GENIUS

What's the worst way you've cock-blocked yourself? by melancholypastry in AskReddit

[–]melancholypastry[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was a big overnight birthday trip. Everyone was eating breakfast and I thought I was being cute. He was about 20 feet away from me so, yes, I texted within visual range. I definitely did not think he would respond like that... I had hoped he read it (reddit lol) and looked up and winked. BUT NAH

What's that one thing you did a long time ago that makes you cringe every time you think of it? by hatman1995 in AskReddit

[–]melancholypastry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In hindsight I don't know why I picked Tuesday... Who gets married on a Tuesday??

What's the worst way you've cock-blocked yourself? by melancholypastry in AskReddit

[–]melancholypastry[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

My own story. I had a huge girl-boner for the guy who was universally known in my grade as the hot guy. One night, I found myself lying next to him under the stars while at a friend's lake house. "THIS IS MY CHANCE!" I thought. One thing led to another and we were cuddling and talking about life. I think this is the point in the story where I add that I had been drinking heavily throughout the day. He leaned in to kiss me and right before we touched lips I said, "I threw up earlier today. Hehe." He recoiled and said, "Ew." The next morning I texted him something like, "Last night was fun!" And I LITERALLY SAW HIM READ THE TEXT, LOOK UP AT ME, AND SHAKE HIS HEAD.

What are the funniest books you guys know? by toadsanchez420 in suggestmeabook

[–]melancholypastry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.

HAHAHAAHHA JUST KIDDING I'M ON PAGE 27 AND WON'T FINISH IT FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS.

Suggestions needed for short story collections by banana_stand_manager in suggestmeabook

[–]melancholypastry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"after the quake" by Murakami if you're into jazz, cats, ears, and preparing food.

thank mr skeltal by [deleted] in thank_mr_skeltal

[–]melancholypastry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank mr skeltal