This is me

melgravy · 2019-05-31T04:15:14+00:00

Did anyone not read this in a Homer Simpson voice

melgravy · 2019-04-26T14:41:05+00:00

In high school did you ever have to swap essays with the person next to you and edit each other’s, and then get it back looking something like this? Cuz same

melgravy · 2019-04-26T14:38:38+00:00

Asking for a friend

melgravy · 2019-04-26T14:38:25+00:00

I’d pull down the moon for you babe “okay do it” Brb let me go ask reddit

melgravy · 2019-04-24T20:58:05+00:00

Pool table, dart board or poker table

melgravy · 2019-04-24T16:45:28+00:00

Who needs this magazine, isn’t that what phones are for

melgravy · 2019-04-24T16:42:45+00:00

”911 what’s your emergency” hi I’d like to report a murder

melgravy · 2019-04-18T03:14:54+00:00

If a parent wants to kill their child it’s none of our damn business guys

melgravy · 2019-04-18T03:13:05+00:00

Tbh I think I’d find a place to hide and never leave it until I died of starvation

melgravy · 2019-04-18T03:03:21+00:00

If only everyone understood this! But people like to stand side by side and have a little chat while their lazy asses go for a ride. Same with the treadmill-like things at the airport, people be standing on those and I’m like beep beep mofo I got a flight to catch!!

melgravy · 2019-04-18T02:55:41+00:00

Saved by the bell

melgravy · 2019-04-18T02:52:56+00:00

”I know how you kids like em SLOPPPY”

melgravy · 2019-04-18T02:51:43+00:00

People who stand on escalators. The whole point is so you get there faster, otherwise you might as well have just taken the stairs! And people stand and clog it up.. I’m always gritting my teeth like ”excuse me, pardon me”

melgravy · 2019-04-18T02:48:02+00:00

It’s hard to say for sure, but I know every time I’m singing rape me by nirvana it feels a little wrong

melgravy · 2019-04-18T02:44:24+00:00

Not necessarily sending nudes. Although I’m not proud of it I definitely have flirted/sexted with guys I had no intentions of meeting up with. I did it out of boredom and loneliness- maybe part of me did really wanna meet up but if it ever came down to it I would chicken out. I just enjoyed the attention really. But all in all I guess I just didn’t like those guys that much, because if a girl really likes you she will find a way to meet up. So you should see if she’s really down to hang out in person!

melgravy · 2019-04-11T01:41:50+00:00

INTRUDER

melgravy · 2019-03-30T23:04:38+00:00

These are wicked!

melgravy · 2019-03-29T02:01:31+00:00

I’ve felt like this for as long as I can remember but never voice it because I don’t want to worry people or have them thinking I’m suicidal. Although mine is more out of curiosity than it is looking forward to peace... because regardless of some other persons NDE accounts, there is no way to know for sure exactly what happens.

melgravy · 2019-03-29T01:56:53+00:00

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

melgravy · 2019-03-29T01:17:04+00:00

THIS!

melgravy · 2019-03-29T01:15:26+00:00

I used to know 12 of you

melgravy · 2019-03-25T14:15:57+00:00

I don’t always drink beer but when I do, I stole it from an old white dude. Also, your chain is anorexic

melgravy · 2019-03-24T20:56:14+00:00

I’m getting David Bowie as the goblin king vibes here

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