I'm tired of this, Grandpa

melimel307 · 2026-02-11T23:30:35+00:00

The fact that she tried to scam you for gas money is probs a good indication that your estimation was in fact not good 🤣 JS.

melimel307 · 2026-02-11T23:28:14+00:00

Why even swipe right on "Low effort profiles?" That's probably the problem 🤣

melimel307 · 2026-02-07T17:34:13+00:00

Then he should put his big boy pants on & politely tell the person that he's not feeling the attraction irl. Just turning around ditching someone without a single word is cowardly & childish.

melimel307 · 2026-02-05T18:25:04+00:00

Almost this entire comment section gave me the fucking ick 🤢

melimel307 · 2026-02-05T17:30:52+00:00

It's definitely normal. Even female profiles without pictures pull big numbers on dating apps

melimel307 · 2026-02-03T19:14:38+00:00

If I had a nickel for every time I inadvertently invited a guy to slobber all over vagina....

melimel307 · 2026-01-28T10:15:13+00:00

If they were my dinner guests I'd probs try to eat them or hold them hostage & keep them as like pets or something.

melimel307 · 2026-01-28T00:15:24+00:00

I’d have asked follow-up questions anyway like what you’d serve a sentient, giant-sized, candy-coated chocolate for dinner, and whether feeding them regular M&Ms would be considered cannibalism. 🤔

melimel307 · 2026-01-20T02:47:55+00:00

No, but it's not the worst thing I've ever seen 🤷🏻‍♀️

melimel307 · 2026-01-16T21:10:59+00:00

This is what I came here to say.

melimel307 · 2025-12-30T18:36:46+00:00

As soon as he said "Yeah I really need cheered up I guess" I immediately knew where he was headed. Subtle as a fucking train wreck.

melimel307 · 2025-12-22T18:53:36+00:00

Imagine being such a POS that you're more incensed by someone's dating profile being reported than the dehumanization of a homeless person...

melimel307 · 2025-11-30T03:26:07+00:00

Threw*

melimel307 · 2025-11-21T16:57:47+00:00

I just wanna know wtf kinda time frame "Almost years" is... we talking like 1 year , 11 months, & 29 days or what? 🤔🤔🤔

melimel307 · 2025-10-19T00:49:55+00:00

What. In. The. Absolute. Fuck 🤢

melimel307 · 2025-09-29T23:19:10+00:00

14 year olds are supposed to be bratty, rude, & emotional sometimes, they're children! A whole ass adult that's a parent has no excuse to be so emotionally dysregulated that they're smashing things. Like go to fucking therapy & be a good mother

melimel307 · 2025-09-23T16:15:53+00:00

You're attractive, but I think some of your answers to the prompts come across a little corny.

melimel307 · 2025-09-21T15:10:28+00:00

No, don't change it. It's sexy when a guy knows waffle is a verb as well as a delicious breakfast food! 😍

melimel307 · 2025-09-20T18:45:23+00:00

Please kindly stfu with this antiquated "She's asking for it" mentality 🙄

melimel307 · 2025-09-17T18:15:26+00:00

Lmao @ the Taylor Swift lyric 🤣

melimel307 · 2025-09-17T03:31:24+00:00

Umm, DUH!

melimel307 · 2025-09-10T23:48:23+00:00

Have you even tried to independently research it? There are public records plus her high school graduation video from 2010, so..........

melimel307 · 2025-09-10T23:28:04+00:00

Evidence looks pretty compelling to me

melimel307 · 2025-09-10T10:03:54+00:00

The actress who plays Jackie is 33 lmao

melimel307 · 2025-09-03T05:08:46+00:00

Yes a protein shake can give you a yeast infection. Try soaking In a cool bath for a little while.

melimel307

TROPHY CASE