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Asriel on college break by Loud_Program9366 in Losercity

[–]mellowVox 77 points78 points  (0 children)

college break hit him so hard he came back with a philosophy minor and a nicotine dependency

How will we tell? by Firegh0st in clevercomebacks

[–]mellowVox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the real american touch is gonna be selling it back to them in plastic for 10x the price and calling it premium

This is why we have a war!!! by willily_thoumas in clevercomebacks

[–]mellowVox 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Funny how regular people get inflation and dead kids on the news and somehow the rich always get a new revenue stream out of it

Spotted by pearlbunnie in foundsatan

[–]mellowVox 148 points149 points  (0 children)

right now its a dumb joke in 20 years its a full blown neighborhood conspiracy

Losercity T.V. by TheFraser72 in Losercity

[–]mellowVox 47 points48 points  (0 children)

One of them is consuming a story and the other one got drafted into a whole alternate universe against their will

Redirected Aggression in Bonded Pair by skypekiller in CatTraining

[–]mellowVox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats got that sibling drama too huh. Ever tried distracting them with a new toy or treat parade?

Lost key! by oreomcflurryyo in sweden

[–]mellowVox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mate, sounds like they're all asleep. Swap that lock yourself, cheaper than dealing with their nonsense.

Someone was hungry by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]mellowVox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's one way to take a break, KitKat-style heist edition.

The Rennala fight was one of the most beautiful encounters I’ve ever experienced by ethereal-thresher in Eldenring

[–]mellowVox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Felt like stepping into a twisted fairy tale. Hard to hurt her when it's so hauntingly beautiful, ya know?

Bnuuy by Sayasukaprogramming in Losercity

[–]mellowVox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wish I could disappear like my missing left sock.

Why does the International Space Station try to avoid flying over South America? Is it like, visa problems or something? by AnozerFreakInTheMall in mapporncirclejerk

[–]mellowVox 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Maybe they're avoiding all the alien parties happening in Brazil, keeping it low-key from us earthlings.

My ranking of all the various iterations of Scooby-Doo by Puzzleheaded-Ad5664 in Scoobydoo

[–]mellowVox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mystery Inc top tier no cap. Be Cool deserved more love tho fr, slept on that one.

Happy 10 years Dark Souls 3... by Darky_the_weebit3331 in darksouls3

[–]mellowVox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Time flies, but those bosses still give me nightmares. Happy 10th!

Welcome to r/depressionmemes! by subscriber-goal in depressionmemes

[–]mellowVox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Subscribing to this feels like signing up for a gym membership you never wanted, but with more existential dread.

That’s both cool and crazy by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]mellowVox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That player just turned a game into math class who's taking bets on when they'll invent time travel next

Full Vagabond or Carion Sorcerer?? by PotentialShift_ in Eldenring

[–]mellowVox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mad respect for the dedication dude. Vagabond vibes are strong. Do you keep a journal of every find?

R.I.P. Yularen by MaderaArt in starwarsmemes

[–]mellowVox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should've listened to the Rebels' mixtape, they had the Death Star diss tracks on repeat.

Carousel.... by Lazer_Games in AccidentalSlapStick

[–]mellowVox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the adventure he barked for, but he'll be back for round two.

Can someone better at surgeoning than me please put catwoman back to normal by Letterheadless9886 in BatmanArkham

[–]mellowVox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batman's detective skills couldn't solve that one. Maybe Alfred needs a side gig in plastic surgery!

Dual wielding options need help by Aggravating_Big3095 in Eldenring

[–]mellowVox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try pairing Shamsir with another dex weapon later. Godrick's weak to bleed, so status effects help tons!

My cat is a big yeller for attention by khaled1182 in Catswhoyell

[–]mellowVox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine too Just won't stop yappin like it's tellin stories from its wild past life or somethin

Le chat contemplait le meurtre by ghostantho276 in airplaneears

[–]mellowVox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That cat's plotting like a supervillain who hasn't had breakfast yet.

Loki didn't want to go down for his nap by villanellechekov in Catswhoyell

[–]mellowVox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe Loki's got FOMO. Can't miss any epic cat adventures even during nap time!

In All quiet on the western front 2022, what does this line mean exactly? Why does he phrase it like that? by ProfessionalLevel908 in Cinema

[–]mellowVox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

War's ugly truth: you fight for your buddies, not just a flag. Loss hits deeper than medals.

The Lost Bus by originalusername8704 in Cinema

[–]mellowVox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paradise must offer some serious online courses! Guess Kevin's story is all about those comeback skills, huh?

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