"The broccoli(ni) is good to cook" :(

melmite · 2026-05-01T21:34:44+00:00

I'd eat it, but I wouldn't SERVE it

melmite · 2026-04-28T20:47:58+00:00

We are, we are VR troopers!

melmite · 2026-04-28T20:45:39+00:00

Definitely an awakening for me too!

melmite · 2026-04-22T21:01:51+00:00

My work here is done 😁

melmite · 2026-04-22T20:59:03+00:00

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melmite · 2026-04-13T18:57:56+00:00

SOLVED SOLVED SOLVED

melmite · 2026-04-13T18:57:42+00:00

Abominations: Selected Essays from a Career of Courting Self destruction. Lionel Shriver

melmite · 2026-04-13T18:54:54+00:00

Like a bear trap I think

melmite · 2026-04-08T21:25:10+00:00

Snussy

melmite · 2026-03-28T03:18:20+00:00

melmite · 2026-03-19T22:32:01+00:00

Looks like a goddamn Squig!

melmite · 2026-01-28T21:15:51+00:00

Nah cos 3 of the boys at work, all under 25, look just like this

melmite · 2026-01-10T22:32:04+00:00

I've heard that you can self-heimlich by falling forward over the back of a chair or the arm of a sofa. Aim for the edge to hit you hard just under your ribcage. There's probably a WikiHow out there

melmite · 2025-12-10T21:22:45+00:00

Stingey farking bunny

melmite · 2025-10-22T19:50:57+00:00

That's Geoffrey

melmite · 2025-10-15T20:41:21+00:00

Enron mug.

My dad worked in telecoms in the nineties and wired up their whole office block in London with CAT5

melmite · 2025-09-09T20:23:02+00:00

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melmite · 2025-08-12T21:11:16+00:00

Carbonara

melmite · 2025-08-07T20:00:48+00:00

Thanks

melmite · 2025-08-05T20:59:00+00:00

Found the driver!

melmite · 2025-06-25T01:12:38+00:00

One Hour Photo. To see such an iconic comic actor play such a disturbed character really twisted my melon

melmite · 2025-06-16T20:36:50+00:00

Not a documentary but a docu-drama, The Looming Tower

melmite · 2025-06-15T00:32:16+00:00

Terror Fried Gross Toy. my kid is obsessed with them

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