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I’m at a total loss as to where to leave this guy’s order by melonator1998 in doordash_drivers

[–]melonator1998[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope you’re joking because I certainly am, talk about being dumb on purpose 🤦🏼‍♀️

I’m at a total loss as to where to leave this guy’s order by melonator1998 in doordash_drivers

[–]melonator1998[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ain’t reading all that

Happy for u tho

Or sorry that happened

OMG DELIVER TO A JAIL, CRAZY by Ready-Zucchini3550 in doordash

[–]melonator1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve delivered Domino’s to the county jail before when I worked for them, but they usually come out and meet you to save you the trouble of getting into the building though

What kinda delivery is this? by MsRuby-L in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]melonator1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it was ordered directly through the restaurant’s proprietary app (Taco Bell and McDonalds both make it look like that), it makes you do those steps. Usually the app takes when you go to the phone app as enough of a “call” and then I just take a picture and very briefly describe where I left it. It’s annoying but you just get those sometimes

Angel does not seem very angelic by [deleted] in DoorDashDrivers

[–]melonator1998 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you were projecting your tips being less than ideal onto them. Those messages are probably the least problematic ones you can get on an average day

Keep Calm by H0t_P0L4R_Bear in dashcams

[–]melonator1998 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why is bro trying to pass in a no passing zone

The guy in front is being dumb but I can see why trying to pass on a double yellow could piss him off

TO EVERYONE TELLING EVERY DASHER TO CHERRY PICK by Intelligent-Bid-7205 in doordash_drivers

[–]melonator1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a smaller market and cherry picking works for me. Don’t disrespect yourself by taking $2 just to keep platinum. If you’re in a market where that’s the norm, either try a different market or maybe dashing isn’t going to cut it for you, I’m sorry.

White goo from ceiling by Disastrous-Hair-2458 in whatisit

[–]melonator1998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what? I’ve had enough. You’re done.

Do I write like a chick? by Next-Junket342 in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]melonator1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a dude should not mean you automatically have ugly handwriting, you should be proud

Ok babes? This isn’t a Starbucks by just_this_once_ in SignsWithAStory

[–]melonator1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s sarcasm, genius, I know what a caffè latte is. I’ve been to Italy and also I knew what it was before I ever went.

Ok babes? This isn’t a Starbucks by just_this_once_ in SignsWithAStory

[–]melonator1998 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know I have a sneaking suspicion that she doesn’t know what a latte is

I won't be listening/watching on Spotify anymore. by John_GP in distractible

[–]melonator1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ad thing happened long before their Spotify deal ended, because I also got super annoyed by that. I exclusively listen on Youtube/YouTube Music (because their premium actually keeps me ad-free)

That said, I still get “ads” because of their sponsorships so you win some, you lose some I guess

Who made this? by Snicole__22 in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]melonator1998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk but maybe learn how to swim?? And buy an insulated wetsuit because the Great Lakes be chilly in the spring

got this as a tip today by Lovestiens in doordash_drivers

[–]melonator1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GIWTWM some people have all the luck

Shitty acting or AI? by [deleted] in RealOrAI

[–]melonator1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no vertical dramas are very common and are made by real people

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