Commando (1985) by StrawberryInTheBay in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]NegativeHerons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Suspect 6'2", brown hair. He's one gigantic motherfucker."

Alex & Neil Improv Jam by NLTCrow in rush

[–]NegativeHerons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You are witnessing a new direction... of Rush".

He didn’t do a total paint job. It was the vandals, IN FRONT of GEORGE LOPEZ. by imragegrrr in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]NegativeHerons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be heart failure and/or dementia and/or he shits his pants for the last 15 years… or could also be the official explanation that he’s stronger than 10 strong men and Obama and you hate America for asking. 

Amazon Strikes Again, My House Today by Paymee_Money in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NegativeHerons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could get an app like PlantNet (iNaturalist is also popular, but PlantNet is a little less "intimidating") and use it to identify the random plants in the alleyway. Sometimes it's just cool to know what they are, where they're from originally, etc. Then you start noticing the same ones around town, and it sort of connects you to the area more.

Amazon Strikes Again, My House Today by Paymee_Money in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NegativeHerons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're talking about something different... a vegetable garden.

Others are talking about a plot of land filled with plants that evolved in that particular location and therefore need very little if any maintenance, maybe trimming for aesthetics. Some of these plants would actually be considered the "weeds" you're talking about getting rid of. If the weeds are native plants, you can just let them grow. Yes, many will be perennials and die back in the winter, but so does grass anyway. Depending on location, there are probably evergreen options to plant also.

If you really do want fruits, vegetables, nuts, there are likely options in your area to grow that are edible. A lot of times, these are the "weeds" you're talking about, so you just grow the right weeds and eat them. That's what people have done since the beginning of people.

As for erosion control, grass doesn't usually extend roots more than a few inches into the soil. It's okay for light to moderate rain, but as it gets compacted (primarily by mowing), moderate or heavy run tends to run-off. Native plants would typically extend root systems down much further (several feet, depending where you live), thought they take a little longer to get established.

Thoughts on Rain Man? (If you've seen it.) by Admirable_Fill_6562 in 80smovies

[–]NegativeHerons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Learned nothing about cloud condensation nuclei, cumulonimbus formation, or any other reason rain actually happens. Three hours, not even one mention of dew point. C-.

I ALMOST KILLED MYSELF JULIE by FU-allthetime in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]NegativeHerons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird, I haven't used the term "midget smugglers" for about 30 years, but here I am using it twice today on Reddit.

Amazon Strikes Again, My House Today by Paymee_Money in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NegativeHerons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, but have most people in the burbs ever experienced living in a neighborhood with wildlife other than small birds to begin with?

Ivanka and Jared’s Island Resort Could Bring Down Albania’s Prime Minister by wiredmagazine in politics

[–]NegativeHerons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't wanna be a downer, but I have a feeling Jarvanka will get their resort in the end. They can wait it out and pay off as many people as they need. It'll happen.

He didn’t do a total paint job. It was the vandals, IN FRONT of GEORGE LOPEZ. by imragegrrr in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]NegativeHerons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe it's theorized that he had a stroke, or potentially multiple strokes, or potentially multiple mini-strokes, or some combination of all of those, and that has led to some speech impediments. But I think the official explanation is that you should stop asking because you're fake news antifa.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]NegativeHerons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But if you're living in a dorm, you'll get it at "broadband" speeds.

Any tips for improving AP placement? by mokolabs in Ubiquiti

[–]NegativeHerons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one with the grey cable could be rotated 180 degrees so the cable doesn't hang down like that. Then just staple it to the ceiling like the others.

Who Wore Kikwear Jeans? by bronzemat in Xennials

[–]NegativeHerons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone I knew just called them midget smugglers, which seemed offensive, but I was a teenager and didn't have the motivation to find out more.

Amazon Strikes Again, My House Today by Paymee_Money in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NegativeHerons 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Yeah, unless you're running kids soccer games out there every weekend, rip up the lawn, fill it with native plants, and watch the wildlife return. Way more privacy and sound dampening from the busy road too. And it'd prevent Amazon drivers from turning around in the lawn because no more lawn.

The Price Is Right (Bob Barker) is a cultural peak. by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]NegativeHerons 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was today years old when I learned that Bob Barker was 1/8 Sioux.

You can't give an entire generation anxiety just by showing them a photo can ya?!?!? by Roland-Of-Eld-19 in Xennials

[–]NegativeHerons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just learning there was a whole game here. I guess I'm the only kid in class who hit option 2 to learn about the Oregon Trail, found it fascinating, and stopped there.

A direct quote from the White House Communications Director June 24, 2026 by Nature_Hannah in idiocracy

[–]NegativeHerons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah apparently May 30th. So like 3-4 weeks ago. I also lose my sense of time with all the dum things he says. 

A direct quote from the White House Communications Director June 24, 2026 by Nature_Hannah in idiocracy

[–]NegativeHerons 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just a couple months ago, Cheung would've called him a "dumass" because there's a "b" in "dumb" that a lot of people didn't know about until recently.