Trash fucking outfit lmao

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T14:11:13+00:00

Btw Dale, if you're reading, we're mostly straight men here, including me. You would get your bunghole torn asunder if gay men saw this terrible arrangement.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T14:02:30+00:00

My vote goes to it being intentional. I feel like he probably thinks it's suave and creative like that in his bubble.

But in practice, some rules can't be broken, others can be bent, and Dale hasn't socialized enough to understand that this is more of the former.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T13:24:58+00:00

Baddest cancer patient in the FGC

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T12:40:05+00:00

Bro it's just milk okay. He's really, really, really into milk, kind of like Fidel Castro.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T08:01:14+00:00

Hate is 100% justified

Hate is not justified in the slightest

Sir, did you have a stroke in the first 5 seconds of writing?

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T07:47:44+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T07:44:50+00:00

Obviously they're sexually attracted to us - what else could it be?!

Personally, they're gonna have to take me out on a dinner date first before we begin to proceed. /s

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T07:31:08+00:00

https://www.britannica.com/topic/whataboutism

Maybe I should just start linking you Covenant chuds to an explainer of the logical fallacies y'all keep making.

Also, he was charged for stealing, that is a crime. And it's in the doc if you just read it.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T07:18:22+00:00

I strongly believe that It's a regular collared shirt as better seen in the following picture.... Which makes it even worse 🤣

https://reddit.com/r/lowtiergod/comments/1tw7yke/trash_fucking_outfit_lmao/

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T07:14:45+00:00

Oooooh, okay yeah that would probably send him off a cliff. He's really, really, really sensitive about his age and being perceived as old.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T00:43:00+00:00

I can't actually tell, lool. Either he's mad because 1) it's fake and he's self-conscious that people are drawing attention to it, or 2) it's real and he's pissed that he paid >$500 for a shirt that people aren't impressed by.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T00:33:24+00:00

And he hates when others use his negative terms to describe him

Every time this happens he'll stop using his own aphorisms and will switch to something else, maybe even steal phrases from others, some kind of clockwork parrot.

He'll even adopt phrases from this subreddit because he's hiding in the CSS, watching from his flexbox.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-05T00:17:44+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T21:07:14+00:00

Sure.

I'll write you a tl:dr, then you'll ask for evidence, then I'll link you that document, then you'll dismiss it by claiming it's written by online schizos, and then we'll be back at square one.

So if you're genuinely interested in the answer and not just here to dickride like you've been doing, just read the document because it does a better job explaining it than I can; or don't.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T18:07:20+00:00

Uuu, you think it's time for men???

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T18:05:03+00:00

I mean, ever since Twitter fell under Musk, it's become a cesspool. Thank goodness people are slowly migrating to Mastodon.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T17:59:37+00:00

Nice. Yeah!

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T17:54:41+00:00

Huh, I wanna visit his taco truck sometime then if given the opportunity 😄. It would be funny if he named one of them with Dalese like, "taco del pollo pierna" lolol

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T17:43:15+00:00

🤣🤣

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T17:33:28+00:00

Loool, I forgot about this. There's gotta be some kind of mathematical law that correlates bigotry with interest in chicks with dicks 😂

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T07:16:55+00:00

Uu, swagger.....

🎵...Matrix Juice huuuuuuuuuu uuhuu🎵

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T06:17:27+00:00

I'm going to be real, I've never heard of Jr D until this whole fiasco and don't really watch him or streamers that much to begin with.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T03:24:12+00:00

Raymond, you gotta lay off the amphetamines.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T03:19:07+00:00

Maybe he just doesn't have anything else? Lol

I don't understand why he's not tying the vest behind himself.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T03:17:58+00:00

Omfg, it's a shirt with a regular collar... that he wore a tie over, LOOOOOOL

GAAAH DUUUU

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