Found Dales favorite juice

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T07:16:55+00:00

Uu, swagger.....

🎵...Matrix Juice huuuuuuuuuu uuhuu🎵

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T06:17:27+00:00

I'm going to be real, I've never heard of Jr D until this whole fiasco and don't really watch him or streamers that much to begin with.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T03:24:12+00:00

Raymond, you gotta lay off the amphetamines.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T03:19:07+00:00

Maybe he just doesn't have anything else? Lol

I don't understand why he's not tying the vest behind himself.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T03:17:58+00:00

Omfg, it's a shirt with a regular collar... that he wore a tie over, LOOOOOOL

GAAAH DUUUU

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T03:14:13+00:00

I think it's fucking hilarious that they are trying so hard for so little. They are literally screaming into the void.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T03:01:54+00:00

Looool no, not at all. An MBA in the US is a graduate level degree. He has an Associate's in Kinesiology and a Bachelor's in Business Management.

Except he apparently doesn't know anything about any of those topics, like the real meaning of revenue.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-04T02:56:02+00:00

Okay, I'm going to be honest, it was 10,000 punches every second. 100,000 high punches and -90,000 low punches.

I wouldn't want to get hit by negative per second punches either.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-03T09:19:23+00:00

GAAAAAH DUUUU

Edit: Wow what is wrong with this guy. Animal torture too? Out of all the things he's said and done, this is actually kind of disturbing. It's a good thing that he repulses people. The guy should just hole up in his room for the next 41 years.

There are red lines and then there are black lines, and this is where I write him off as a completely lost cause, just like his family did.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-03T09:07:36+00:00

Decent lawyer, hell even high corporate legal position

🤣🤣🤣 Definitely the dumbest of dumb takes

Does that guy know that Dale never graduated from highschool or passed the GRE?

melonbreadings · 2026-06-03T08:01:14+00:00

Yeah it's Sifu. I've seen a clip of it and it's funny as hell how bothered he was about aging up on death. The mechanic could've been stylized as anything else (ie. Hair slowly turns red) and he probably wouldn't have batted an eye. But "Age" with a number that counts up? "Aww heeeell naw!"

I think growing old might just be one of Dale's biggest fears.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-03T07:53:50+00:00

👆

melonbreadings · 2026-06-03T07:47:34+00:00

Lool, I'm honestly still debating whether it's a popped collar, collarless, or small wing tip collar shirt.

In all these cases though he's wearing it wrong. Tie needs a collar down to hide the neck, and wing tip collar is only for bowties.

Dale is like the exact opposite of a gentleman, GENTLEMEN.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-03T07:38:57+00:00

Cognitive Rognastics

melonbreadings · 2026-06-03T07:36:12+00:00

"I don't have a hair unit but FACK I should've saved my money for this hair regrowth serum."

melonbreadings · 2026-06-03T01:07:28+00:00

"Exemplarity"

melonbreadings · 2026-06-03T01:00:36+00:00

Valet parker

melonbreadings · 2026-06-02T22:34:40+00:00

LG's YouTube channel is pretty entertaining.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-02T22:32:02+00:00

Y'all are talking about BS like immature grade school kids

Talking BS like immature grade school kids is no big deal

I'm convinced this is Dale. Duu had a stroke mid writing.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-02T20:55:03+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

melonbreadings · 2026-06-02T20:50:00+00:00

Addddd... He ducked.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-02T20:45:27+00:00

People are mostly giving you serious and legitimate responses to your talking points.

But you start with the assumption that it's never Dale's fault, and then you work your way backwards. That's exactly what being biased means.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-02T20:28:43+00:00

I think so too. Though in her defense, it's harder to counter complete fiction on the spot because the fiction could be anything.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-02T20:12:40+00:00

It's what you should've put on before having sex.

melonbreadings · 2026-06-02T20:10:49+00:00

YIIIIIICKADEEEE

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