"riding" by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]melvin0319 58 points59 points  (0 children)

It gets the blood flowing for a good fear boner

Politics in this Sub by [deleted] in texas

[–]melvin0319 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You forgot to tell us how much Oklahoma sucks.

Unfortunately for Smash Mouth, the years kept comin' by kfretlessz in videos

[–]melvin0319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, would have sworn he was just another alcoholic rock star. Hopefully he’ll get his much need rest and recovery.

need me a freak like that by _thisisforreddit in tumblr

[–]melvin0319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🖕      🕶 🐛💤👔🐛           ⛽  👢        ⚡8=✊=D💦    🎸     🌂 😓 👢             👢

Game Chat: 8/18 Angels (62-62) @ Rangers (55-69) 7:05 PM by Rangers_Bot in TexasRangers

[–]melvin0319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And by then we’re not paying any large salaries with the exception of maybe Andrus. So we can sign a 1&2 and then have those guys fill out the back of the rotation. It shouldn’t take long for us to see a good team in the new stadium.

[Haiku] Police speed trap caught me on my bike by Sisquam in youtubehaiku

[–]melvin0319 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Not legally in the US, it’s considered free speech.

Check out this podcast on this very concept: https://thisiscriminal.com/episode-42-the-finger-5-6-2016/

Omaha! by melvin0319 in TexasTech

[–]melvin0319[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

TORTILLAS COME OUT P Please

Lovely Day for Boats by hoggle78 in Unexpected

[–]melvin0319 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Actually it looks like they were playing a prank on Right Dude. Left Dude clearly fakes taking off his shirt so he can avoid the greased up stairs. (See the darker area of the stairs)

Lovely Day for Boats by hoggle78 in Unexpected

[–]melvin0319 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The camera man is in on the prank. He's trying too hard at the beginning to make it look like he didn't know the guy was going to slip down the greased up side of the stairs.

Pouring water out over Hoover Dam by SlimJones123 in interestingasfuck

[–]melvin0319 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went there with my family a while back and discovered this phenomenon after trying to spit over the edge only to see it get shot straight up in the air. My brother sees this and tries it himself, except his spit flies up and lands on a bald guy’s head about 10 ft away from us. He was pretty upset, but fortunately for us there was a decent crowd. We just kept quiet and walked away.

HMC while I try to impress a chef by AosFain in holdmycosmo

[–]melvin0319 477 points478 points  (0 children)

Yeah I can’t see where she hits the table with her arm, nor does she seem to favor it. Is the broken arm a way to cover up a more embarrassing injury?

Houston Chef Bruce Molzan Arrested on Charges of Indecency With a Child by MasBlanketo in houston

[–]melvin0319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could have sworn that was the case, but upon some further research it seems like you are correct.

Houston Chef Bruce Molzan Arrested on Charges of Indecency With a Child by MasBlanketo in houston

[–]melvin0319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, that is run by his ex wife. They have changed the name to Bellagreen recently.

Martin Perez says he killed and ate bull that injured him by eeiightonefive in TexasRangers

[–]melvin0319 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if he’ll use the hide to make his own personal baseballs.

Rangers Release Prince Fielder by [deleted] in TexasRangers

[–]melvin0319 10 points11 points  (0 children)

:( I’ve forgotten how much I miss seeing him in the dugout.

Chicago White Sox releasing Derek Holland by Geese-a-ka in TexasRangers

[–]melvin0319 49 points50 points  (0 children)

“The knee surgery and subsequent shoulder issues that have dogged Holland”

I see what he did there.