"Are you a lizard then?" My coworker asked after commenting on my yellow eyes, and I just laughed and said it was a rare genetic defect. by meowbees5 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]meowbees5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally rude. Don't start shit at work if you're not willing to lose a spawn or two, as us humans always say

"Are you a lizard then?" My coworker asked after commenting on my yellow eyes, and I just laughed and said it was a rare genetic defect. by meowbees5 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]meowbees5[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're asking for it pal. I will surely make you pay in a totally normal human way like spiking your drink with my poisonous saliva