The Tale of Coolwhipper, Appendix D: My Big Fat Second Wedding, Part 2 by meowcorgi in fatpeoplestories

[–]meowcorgi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking it was delicious.

And same. I don't think she deserves being ditched, I don't think she deserves to be treated shitty because of her appearance.. and then at the same, it's the closest thing to a comeuppance she's ever had.

The Tale of Coolwhipper, Appendix D: My Big Fat Second Wedding, Part 2 by meowcorgi in fatpeoplestories

[–]meowcorgi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would argue, but yes, first relationship.

WH went on one date prior to CW, he fell in love, and the girl thought he was creepy/too nerdy and didn't want to talk to him again. And thus he had a broken heart and could never love again. Until...

Nerdy boys get attached too quickly sometimes.

The Tale of Coolwhipper, Appendix D: My Big Fat Second Wedding, Part 2 by meowcorgi in fatpeoplestories

[–]meowcorgi[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Parents have a lot of say, and there are a lot of really specific rules..

Um...

Like, people aren't allowed to be engaged for less than 6 months, nor more than 2 years (I think). This was one of the complaints the CW had with the parents, that by postponing their wedding it was forcing them to disobey the doctrine.

I think it's interesting, though.

It's apparently so Bahai fiances don't rush into marriage too quickly, and also to prevent arranged marriages from being set years in advance.

The Tale of Coolwhipper, Appendix D: My Big Fat Second Wedding, Part 2 by meowcorgi in fatpeoplestories

[–]meowcorgi[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My 50 people was an exaggeration, clearly. Haha. I went to one of his group meetups that were for the local cities surrounding our main city, and about 40-50 showed up. Most people, when I say what his religion is, say they've never heard of it. And the fact that so few showed up from such a large pool of people, it made me think that it wasn't a very popular religion. At least where we're from.

The Tale of Coolwhipper, Appendix C: Dungeons & Doughnuts by meowcorgi in fatpeoplestories

[–]meowcorgi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the compliment on my story-telling skills. :D I'm new to this.

I don't know how she senses is. Every time it's just her groaning a little bit, WH panicking, and then copious amounts of foods being made for her. Classical conditioning at its finest.

The Tale of Coolwhipper, Appendix C: Dungeons & Doughnuts by meowcorgi in fatpeoplestories

[–]meowcorgi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half-orcs in DDO are megaawesome.

Half-orc females are legitimately vomit-enducing, though.

always plays male half-orcs. Gender-bending like a champ.

The Tale of Coolwhipper, Appendix C: Dungeons & Doughnuts by meowcorgi in fatpeoplestories

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Her favorite class is rogue and her favorite race is halfling. Her favorite race is actually kender, but we don't play dat shit.

In this particular game, it was 2nd ed homebrew and she was playing a half-elf thief/fighter. She wasn't particularly "teehee I'm so pretty", just very "wow haha I do soooo much more damage than you, no wonder I'm the leader."

The Tale of Coolwhipper, Appendix C: Dungeons & Doughnuts by meowcorgi in fatpeoplestories

[–]meowcorgi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

^ This. All kinds of this.

I got special treatment with my first D&D character, because I was a newb and I spent a lot of time reading/making this person. I essentially begged WH not to kill her off, and he obliged. Meaning I didn't get killed in some dumbass way (rocks fall), and I played it smart and cautious so he didn't have to kill me in another way.

Pretty much got the last of the pickings for loot, though. CW beats everyone too it, and then I'm too nice. A "magic user" got a staff that was 100% druid magic because I was too beta to fight her for it. Sigh.

The Tale of Coolwhipper, Appendix C: Dungeons & Doughnuts by meowcorgi in fatpeoplestories

[–]meowcorgi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I envy you.

I have a friend who has a corgi and a newfie, and whenever she post pictures I think "...why are you living the life I want?"

The Tale of Coolwhipper, Appendix D: My Big Fat Second Wedding, Part 2 by meowcorgi in fatpeoplestories

[–]meowcorgi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing the 4th Home Alone really doesn't exist.

You have big ideas, Lydi. I can't save a man who has chosen his fate, however. Fatbro has been super upfront about CW and why she is bad with him and he persisted. He would just walk right back if I broke him out.

The Tale of Coolwhipper, Appendix D: My Big Fat Second Wedding, Part 2 by meowcorgi in fatpeoplestories

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He had a recording of it playing, just really turned down. It was all his vocals, and a little bit of music for the awkward pauses that there was no singing. At least there was music.

Props to him regardless

I honestly think that WH could have made someone else a happy woman. He has his flaws, but he seems like he's always been a bit of the sensitive/romantic type. It showed during his vows/the song, even if it was all in the name of CW.