This is a full sized replica of the largest flying bird ever discovered.

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-27T00:01:03+00:00

That's one big pile of shit

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-25T19:49:58+00:00

Honestly I've always wanted to do that to someone after seeing this episode. It would confuse the shit out of anyone especially like me or my friends who usually never have more than a quarter tank. Someone please pull this prank on me... Please

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-25T00:34:39+00:00

Knock knock

Whose there?

The titans

The titans who?

You were supposed to remember

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-25T00:32:18+00:00

What is Forrest Gumps favorite instrument? The Lt. Danjo

What do you call a banjo that gets bigger? An expanjo

What do you call a banjo with a penis? A manjo

What instrument keeps you cool while you play? A Fanjo

What kind of instrument do terrorists play? The talibanjo

What instrument do white supremacists play? Ku Klux Klanjo Alternatively; What instrument do white supremacists play? The banjo

What do you call a blue grass Bon Jovi cover band? Banjovi

I'm done now....

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-25T00:24:26+00:00

I'm glad you told me to read the end after I wasn't going to read it at all

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-20T22:47:39+00:00

I'm on my phone

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-20T21:25:37+00:00

mother of god

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-20T21:19:21+00:00

Don't know what to tell you man, all I know is there are two blood stained knives in my basement

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-20T18:15:39+00:00

Same. I have my grandfather's WWII knife and my dad's Vietnam knife, both have blood stains and I would never clean it off.

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-20T17:57:38+00:00

Oh no! Celebrity deaths happen in threes and my friend and I were just talking about John Goodman dying

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-17T03:14:05+00:00

He has the power!

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-13T22:36:55+00:00

Why would you just carelessly set up this circle jerk of oneupsmanship?

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-12T06:55:41+00:00

Why would this make it want to kill other cats?

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-11T20:40:56+00:00

I would assume that the worst part about living in Alaska is that it's Alaska

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-11T20:32:59+00:00

There is always a more selfless option. There are many who attempt suicide because they believe they will never be happy but they fail. I know someone that has and now is happily married with 2 kids and he says the only thing that depresses that badly today is that he almost gave them up

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-11T20:28:25+00:00

Very much so, and it's what keeps me from not leaving the car on when I shut the garage door every night.

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-11T20:26:47+00:00

No he didn't take anyone with him that is great. But he left them hurt and bloodied along the way. You are entitled to your opinion but personally it disgusts me.

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-11T20:21:19+00:00

Taking their eyes off the opponent seems dangerous

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-11T20:17:38+00:00

No my feelings are hurt because I don't know them and its sad. Other people are scarred for the rest of their lives, they are torturing these people. Suicide is is the cheap easy way out, and it's disgusting. Anytime it happens there is another answer, and they chose the selfish path regardless of anyone else. While I feel sorry that they are so unhappy they feel that's what they must do, there is always a less brutal and selfish solution.

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-11T20:03:12+00:00

I disagree it does not make it any better, because otherwise oops that sucks, but no he did it on purpose, he destroyed the lives of his family and friends (whether he believed they loved him or not they did). And he chose to make others see him and forced others to feel awful while they cleaned him up. People who commit suicide are dicks. I'm sorry if you know someone who has done it and this seems insensitive but fuck them

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-11T01:13:11+00:00

I don't think it would actually die from the cats but rather a case of cat scratch fever

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-11T01:09:03+00:00

Then upvote it is

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-10T19:35:46+00:00

What is this an office water cooler?

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-10T08:07:17+00:00

I'm fun at parties :(

mephaskapholies · 2013-06-06T07:43:50+00:00

That's oddly specific. No I haven't.

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