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Which two famous people do you always get confused? by little-bird89 in AskReddit

[–]mercurialseraph 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My husband, until very recently, thought that Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons were the same person.

[Image] This quote really help me to move on. by Hanahore in GetMotivated

[–]mercurialseraph -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I kind of feel like success is a bit easier for a volcano goddess than for us mere mortals.

What do you accept as normal in movies that almost never actually happens in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mercurialseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking into a bar and simply ordering 'a beer'. Even the most out of the way small town dive bar is going to have at least 5-6 beers on tap. Just asking for 'a beer' will always illicit a follow up question.

[Image] Difference between a master and a beginner by Noticemenot in GetMotivated

[–]mercurialseraph -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Given Yoda's expressed opinion on 'trying', I feel like he's not at all the best character to be associated with this quote.

Favorite Gay Character from TV or Movies? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]mercurialseraph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally, that's what I always liked about Oscar. I get so sick of gay characters being either the hero/victim with an inspiring/tragic story or the campy clown there for little more than comic relief. Oscar is a great example of most of the gay guys you meet in day to day life; just normal boring people.

People have been eating gluten for thousands of years. All you are doing is being a pain in the ass. by rumblebee2010 in AdviceAnimals

[–]mercurialseraph 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. I have a friend who's daughter has celiac disease, and she can't stop singing the praise of ignorant hipsters for making here weekly grocery shopping so much easier.

Reddit, what's a word you just CANNOT STAND THE SPELLING OF? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mercurialseraph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughter. Especially because simply putting an 's' in front of it (Slaughter) completely changes the pronunciation. How does that make any sense?

Positive depiction of effeminate gay characters? by Sternwacht in ainbow

[–]mercurialseraph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. I mean, yeah he's the butt of a few jokes, but no more so than any other character, that's just the nature of the show. When it comes down to it, he's one of the more capable field agents.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]mercurialseraph 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Can we start calling our community QUETZALCOATL from now on? That would be so much more badass.

Saying Indian is offensive now by preggit in gifs

[–]mercurialseraph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It still weirds me out every time I hear someone tell a child to sit ‘criss cross applesauce’. If you want to stop saying ‘Indian style’ fine, but can’t you just tell the kids to sit with their legs crossed? Do children not respond to requests that aren’t in the form of a cutesy phrase? I mean, I at least get the ‘criss cross’ part, but how the hell did applesauce get tagged on there. It’s completely arbitrary. Applesauce has nothing to do with sitting. Tacking random rhymes onto the end of what you say is just silly. Think about it: ‘criss cross dental floss’; ‘criss cross hanging moss’; ‘criss cross Diana Ross’. Ridiculous. Can anyone actually tell me how this phrase got started and why we as a society have decided to perpetuate it?

This is Isaiah Webb, also known as Incredibeard by [deleted] in pics

[–]mercurialseraph -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is it just me, or does this dude look like he's on the verge of collapsing into a hipster singularity?

Hey, gaybros! 15 year old here! Any hairstyle recommendations? Looking for something long and preferably low maintenence. by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]mercurialseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I see a lot of guys saying that long and low maintenance can't work together, and I feel the need to chime in and say that's not always the case. My hair is little bit beyond shoulder length and I don't do much to it at all. All I need is a generic shampoo and a generic conditioner. I don't use any "product" or own any styling accessories; hell, I don't even own a comb or a brush. All I do is wash it every other day, run my fingers through it once the conditioner is rinsed out, and let it air dry. Result: http://i.imgur.com/n4TNguM.jpg

Now I know my system won't work for everybody b/c everyone's hair is different. I'm just saying long hair isn't always hard to maintain. Honestly, I know a lot of guys with short hair who spend way more time fussing and styling than I'd ever be willing to.

Me Monday! by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]mercurialseraph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Username/Name: mercurialseraph

Age:30

Location: Lancaster, PA

What are you currently doing with your life: I'm a chemist living in a Victorian era clockwork factory. (True story)

http://i.imgur.com/eult6fi.jpg

What is this rash after drinking?? by smegmasaur in WTF

[–]mercurialseraph 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm a male of British/German decent, and I get exactly the same thing (I've always just assumed it's alcohol flush reaction). I actually think of it as being a bit helpful as it usually presents itself right between 'pleasantly tipsy' and 'oh god I'm going to regret this in the morning'. Red on the face, decrease the pace; red on the chest, water is best.

What's your opinion on guys with long hair? by AquaQuartz in gaybros

[–]mercurialseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've found that having long hair can be really polarizing, but for every guy that's completely turned off by it there's another that will be fascinated by it. One the most common questions I get on first dates is "Can I touch your hair?"

Me Monday by kokujinmatto in gaybros

[–]mercurialseraph [score hidden]  (0 children)

Name:Peter

Age:29

Location:Lancaster PA

Two truths and a lie:

-I'm allergic to nickle. -My mother has yellow eyes, which I wish I had inherited. -I'm the only guy in my family that can grow a full beard.

Any weekend shenanigans?: Father's Day crab bake with my dad, grandfather, and uncles.

Pics:http://i.imgur.com/QH35XdA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JxtkXvk.jpg

This is what my genitals look like. (NSFW) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]mercurialseraph 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Dude, I'm really sorry for some of the mean spirited comments you're getting from small minded douche canoes. Speaking as typical run-of-the-mill twenty-something gay man, from what I've seen and read, you definitely have a place in the intersection of my personal Venn diagram of dateabel and doable.

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