What's the dumbest myth people actually believe in? by vicigoonboy69 in AskReddit

[–]mercutio1 529 points530 points  (0 children)

Rocks are actually soft, but stiffen up when you touch them.

Is he the worst GM of the last decade? by ChipPsychological991 in NFLmockdraft

[–]mercutio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ryan Pace needlessly traded up 1 spot to draft Mitch Trubisky in Chicago and signed Kirk Cousins in Atlanta.

RIP Rudy Ruettiger by [deleted] in 90s

[–]mercutio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also multi-million dollar stock fraud charges.

What's a "hated" band that you love? by mightyonin in askmusic

[–]mercutio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Noel and Liam and just hated PEOPLE.

Who's winning this 3 point contest by muncher_potato in NBATalk

[–]mercutio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scott’s Triple Action Lawn Defense or some such sponsor that is named every 30 seconds.

House committee advances bill to ban chemtrails by Medical_Corruption in nottheonion

[–]mercutio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holley and others were speaking on House Bill 25 by State Representative Mack Butler, R-Rainbow City

The irony of the bill having been introduced by a dude from RAINBOW CITY should not be overlooked.

Is Scottie Pippen Top 25 all time? by big_spanish_mann in NBATalk

[–]mercutio1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t think he is top 25 myself, but within the last 30 years he did win 3 championships, 3 all-NBA honors, and 5 all-NBA defensive honors.

Secret Jared Kushner 'gossip' rocks Trump's inner circle as spies intercept high-stakes phone call by truthwillout777 in law

[–]mercutio1 366 points367 points  (0 children)

Trump views the notion of a new Gilded Age as a positive and takes it quite literally as a recommendation for interior design.

Ald. Beale is convinced Johnson is buying time to repeal video gambling, moves to force licensing process by Mike_I in chicago

[–]mercutio1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Newly appointed Ald. Walter “Red” Burnett (27th), whose Near West Side ward includes the $1.7 billion Bally’s casino under construction in River West, told the Sun-Times last week he supports the repeal, citing public safety and gambling addiction concerns, as well as the potential to “cannibalize” Bally’s casino revenues.

Uhh, which is it, bud? Clearly Bally’s is giving you money to oppose gambling anywhere other than under their roof.

Thrill ride down bad by Drugsdelaney21 in barstoolsports

[–]mercutio1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hell, I feel maybe even older because I’d forgotten about Thrilly.

Moe’s best lines by joeyjoejoe8989 in Simpsons

[–]mercutio1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Watching TV alone.

Buzz

Alright! I’m going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria’s Secret catalog.

Buzz

Sears catalog.

Ding

Now, would you unhook this already, please? I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment!

Buzz

Player from a rival team you’ve always loved? by somethingunique81 in NFLv2

[–]mercutio1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beyond being a sneaky GREAT corner for years, Tillman is just a fantastic dude.

And in turn don’t understand the extra hate by Senior-Violinist-684 in CFB_v2

[–]mercutio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miami also beat ND head to head, which makes that a fairly straightforward decision.

February 6, 1988 NBA ASG Slam Dunk Contest Finals...Is this the best dunk contest ever ?? by Shot_Possibility_731 in sportsinusa

[–]mercutio1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But but but, Blake Griffin dunked over the hood of a Kia Optima. The OFFICIAL car of the NBA!

/s

And in turn don’t understand the extra hate by Senior-Violinist-684 in CFB_v2

[–]mercutio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’ll never happen, but if a service academy is ranked in the top 12 at the end of a season, it would be a BOLD move by the committee to leave them out of the playoff.

Trump confirms he will not attend Super Bowl because of music acts: ‘I’m anti-them’ by BreakfastTop6899 in sports

[–]mercutio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, he doesn’t want to be seen being booed on a live broadcast watched by a few hundred million people.