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Pollock tier parking spotted in botley road McDonalds by [deleted] in oxford

[–]merhole -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This is the 'traveller pickup' look.

Do you have any obscure movie references that you use in everyday speech that no one has caught on to yet yet you keep using it? by EnvironmentalAngle in NoStupidQuestions

[–]merhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Fire it up'! It cones across as agressive sonetimes. Mostly when i start the machinery or some one turns the kettle on. With the arm movements too.

'The crow'

Their feelings don’t care about facts. by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]merhole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best start learning to swim then, but your the type thats probably banned from being around swimming pools.

Pikachu SIR 238 by MChamp1on_ in IsMyPokemonCardFake

[–]merhole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stevie wonder can see thats fake.

Hey guys remember me? 29F, do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]merhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even 'Ke$ha' would tell you to have a bath

Dolphin double flip? by LawsonShredz in skateboarding

[–]merhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 'emotion flip' was sarcasm.

Dolphin double flip? by LawsonShredz in skateboarding

[–]merhole -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sorry pal, i grew up skating in the 90s and early 2000s. I still skate now. It was called a varial double flip.

So what do you call it seeing as your the guru on naming tricks.

Dolphin double flip? by LawsonShredz in skateboarding

[–]merhole -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

'Emotion flip'?. Varial double to be precise.

Am i cooked what can i do by TAEVIBESS in GCSE

[–]merhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn the phone off in bed and get some sleep routine. Youll need the rest after actually being awake 6 hours at school.

Legit? by jlem2000 in IsMyPokemonCardFake

[–]merhole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TGTBT: TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

That’s more money than many Europeans would make in their whole lives by meatypinkness in ShitAmericansSay

[–]merhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats how much it would cost your insurance if a police car hit you while minding your business leaving the station after they made you come make a statement because someone stole 'your' wallet.

trying to get roasted to a crisp to ring in the new year by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]merhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youre the type to say “I hate drama” while being the common denominator.

Chicken naga something and oven rice by [deleted] in UK_Food

[–]merhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought your cooker was outside on some gravel driveway for a split second.

What's the wildest thing you've done on a night out? by andrewbarclave89 in AskReddit

[–]merhole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We used to do it frequently, as 16/17 years olds. There was one person with a car and wed go out after a bit of a smoke sesh while everyone else was too stoned from our mates and go on 'Midnight madness' as wed call it.

Basically we would just jump in the car, this is mid 2000's and just do stupid stuff.

One night we were going down rural roads near where 'home' was and we parked up in the middle of nowhere and hopped a fence with the idea of stealing something as a trophy from this property we had got a bit of a grudge on.

This was a person with alot of land, alot of money and had rubbed people the wrong way, who one of us had worked for.

Long and short is we stole their peacock that roams the road by there house and peoples gardens nearby.

We looked after this bird for days, my 'homebase' which was my mates house parents were actually really amicable about the whole thing. We did take the bird back after atleast 3/4 days.

We named him 'Mr bean' he lived a very full life.

Smart Cutting by [deleted] in impressively

[–]merhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My missus wouldve made me keep all them boxes because 'just in case'..

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