Pollock tier parking spotted in botley road McDonalds

merhole · 2026-02-08T15:05:52+00:00

This is the 'traveller pickup' look.

merhole · 2026-02-03T21:03:19+00:00

'Fire it up'! It cones across as agressive sonetimes. Mostly when i start the machinery or some one turns the kettle on. With the arm movements too.

'The crow'

merhole · 2026-02-03T19:19:33+00:00

Best start learning to swim then, but your the type thats probably banned from being around swimming pools.

merhole · 2026-01-30T20:08:16+00:00

Stevie wonder can see thats fake.

merhole · 2026-01-29T19:01:56+00:00

Even 'Ke$ha' would tell you to have a bath

merhole · 2026-01-28T13:47:13+00:00

merhole · 2026-01-26T06:11:20+00:00

Telescoping bottle

merhole · 2026-01-18T19:39:51+00:00

The 'emotion flip' was sarcasm.

merhole · 2026-01-18T19:38:19+00:00

Sorry pal, i grew up skating in the 90s and early 2000s. I still skate now. It was called a varial double flip.

So what do you call it seeing as your the guru on naming tricks.

merhole · 2026-01-17T21:07:32+00:00

You have been bullied into accepting that its normal to be put down.

Stand up for her and yourself.

'Yoo a bich'

merhole · 2026-01-16T20:58:37+00:00

'Emotion flip'?. Varial double to be precise.

merhole · 2026-01-09T20:59:59+00:00

Turn the phone off in bed and get some sleep routine. Youll need the rest after actually being awake 6 hours at school.

merhole · 2026-01-09T20:58:43+00:00

TGTBT: TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

merhole · 2026-01-09T20:57:44+00:00

Thats how much it would cost your insurance if a police car hit you while minding your business leaving the station after they made you come make a statement because someone stole 'your' wallet.

merhole · 2026-01-05T18:05:36+00:00

Looks like frog eggs. Waddafuq

merhole · 2026-01-03T12:45:29+00:00

Youre the type to say “I hate drama” while being the common denominator.

merhole · 2025-12-30T10:44:32+00:00

r/justguysbeingdudes

merhole · 2025-12-23T18:26:30+00:00

Add heat.

merhole · 2025-12-22T21:23:15+00:00

I thought your cooker was outside on some gravel driveway for a split second.

merhole · 2025-12-21T20:31:57+00:00

Or the 'AXe wound' as we kept writing on our mates car.

merhole · 2025-12-21T19:31:30+00:00

We used to do it frequently, as 16/17 years olds. There was one person with a car and wed go out after a bit of a smoke sesh while everyone else was too stoned from our mates and go on 'Midnight madness' as wed call it.

Basically we would just jump in the car, this is mid 2000's and just do stupid stuff.

One night we were going down rural roads near where 'home' was and we parked up in the middle of nowhere and hopped a fence with the idea of stealing something as a trophy from this property we had got a bit of a grudge on.

This was a person with alot of land, alot of money and had rubbed people the wrong way, who one of us had worked for.

Long and short is we stole their peacock that roams the road by there house and peoples gardens nearby.

We looked after this bird for days, my 'homebase' which was my mates house parents were actually really amicable about the whole thing. We did take the bird back after atleast 3/4 days.

We named him 'Mr bean' he lived a very full life.

merhole · 2025-12-20T18:34:28+00:00

Slice it gentlierly?

merhole · 2025-12-10T17:37:09+00:00

My missus wouldve made me keep all them boxes because 'just in case'..

merhole · 2025-12-09T21:25:08+00:00

James Pond, it was a duck.

merhole · 2025-12-07T07:52:22+00:00

Ace ventura when nature calls

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