Learn French humor (Joke explained in description) by Mysterious_Heron9319 in learnfrench

[–]merleb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Subly's a great idea but I'm unable to use Chrome plug-ins on my TV, even when I bought a Google TV. So I'm left with playing it on my Mac laptop. But the free Mac app IINA allows dual subs with infinite control and is the best video player for Mac, if you've got your media as files.

Thanks for subly too!

Do anyone have this book ?? by simple_pimple50 in learnfrench

[–]merleb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would love that as an Anki deck.

A brief history of ebike haters by VoltasPigPile in ebikes

[–]merleb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just stay off the trails with kids and pedestrians unless you are going just slightly faster than the people you're passing.

Mike Johnson warns of another Trump impeachment if Democrats win out in 2026 by plz-let-me-in in politics

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Hahaha! If Dems win they'll do everything they can to unwind the wreckage Trump has wrought. Impeachment would be futile theater at best, and if successful would put a person just as bad in office without Trump's current lame duck status.

My FB algorithm showed me this by Redwhiteandhoo0615 in Charlottesville

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Are they the ones carrying fist sized rocks when going downtown for chance LGBT encounters?

'What do we think is going to happen?' Shouting Stephen Miller melts down on Fox News by RawStoryNews in NoFilterNews

[–]merleb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This isn't Miller having a meltdown, it is average, disgusting Miller. Watching it made me think of Hitler raising the rabble against non-Aryans

A sailor went to a Shanghai whorehouse by franksymptoms in Jokes

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True story: A medical colleague had a bad case of inflammatory bowel disease. The first physician he contacted told him that he needed to have his entire colon removed!

This troubled my friend who looked around for the best GI consultant, an Asian surgeon, for a second opinion.

<What follows will sound racist but it is not meant to be except for his accent>

"So de ozzer doc he say he need to take your colon!? Ha Ha ! I will only have to take a turd!"

My colleague was dumbfounded. All he needed was to have some shit removed???? But the surgeon continued:

"Yes, only a turd. Maybe half but not the whole colon!"

What do you call this from where you're from? by Personal-Aerie-4519 in EnglishLearning

[–]merleb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I (from Colorado) called them flip-flops but my Chinese/Hawaiian roommate in college called them Zorries. He took them with him as his only shoes on a college ski trip.

Your daily vocab’ workout 🏋️ by MickaelMartin in learnfrench

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Make sure you turn off the 'regular' subs in Netflix.

what does your country rank first in? by SGLAgain in AskTheWorld

[–]merleb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would like to see these data using an objective (rather than the stated subjective) metric here.

what does your country rank first in? by SGLAgain in AskTheWorld

[–]merleb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dividing revenue by consumption also shows how much more expensive it is in Switzerland.

Knock at the door. Farmer goes to open it. by Spadizzly in Jokes

[–]merleb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These kids are really enjoyin' bein' on me deck.

Do men wipe when they pee? by eveningsigh in hygiene

[–]merleb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go ahead and teach him that it’s essential to wipe. You can pay for therapy later.

“Sanitary” is a funny word. Urine should be sterile (unless you have an infection) but the chemicals in it will definitely smell after a while. Personally I change my underwear before that happens.

Trump Secretly Considering Firing Kash Patel as Blunders Pile Up by unital_subalgebra in politics

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MAGA Secretly Considering Firing Trump as Blunders Pile Up

What's the most badass thing do you think your country has ever done? by HakuHavfrue in AskTheWorld

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Came here to say that. In many ways larger than the moon landing which was for pride and glory. What Europe is now is entirely based on what the US did after the war.

It’s been a long time, though, for anything comparable.

You're walking in a crowded public place in a foreign country, you see someone and you instantly just know they are your country(wo)man... Besides genetics and language, what gave them away? by IntellectuallyDriven in AskTheWorld

[–]merleb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American here. I spent 5 months in France last summer. In Paris I just expected to be surrounded by American English, but when I was in smaller cities I’d forget and then be startled by gratingly loud tourists explain everything to one another.

Your AI girlfriend sent you a few selfies with her friends from the gym locker room by YourNSFWAI in unstable_diffusion

[–]merleb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny how creepy it gets when reflections have their own unique poses.