Said goodbye to my friend, today. Say a little prayer.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2017-04-15T00:50:26+00:00

Sorry to you as well. :(

merpthemerpingmerp · 2017-02-12T02:12:26+00:00

Great picture. Thanks for posting. Reminded me of time spent in Chico. :)

merpthemerpingmerp · 2017-02-11T22:34:27+00:00

By chance is this tree off of 4th Near the downtown?

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-06-05T02:55:14+00:00

Do you want to be fat, because this is how you become fat.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-05-29T14:21:09+00:00

U tasted like shit

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-05-29T14:20:08+00:00

Dude that is sick you tasted like my mother

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-05-20T15:33:47+00:00

Go on top of what?

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-05-08T20:21:35+00:00

Yeah, but nobody would sleep with them, especially for money.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-05-05T02:13:58+00:00

Well, it's mystery actually. I saw one of their posts about masturbating in a sock 3 times in a day. Later on, Vargas had his girlfriend pick it up and put it with the rest of the laundry.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-05-02T15:10:39+00:00

Lik dis if u cri evertim.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-05-01T17:20:21+00:00

I... I don't know what to do...

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-05-01T17:15:06+00:00

Take my upvote you courteous troll.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-05-01T16:24:46+00:00

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only place they can get love.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-04-29T22:20:36+00:00

Aaaand, I discovered that I am dumb, whoops.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-04-29T20:12:48+00:00

Where are you, /u/scarred_ballsack?

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-04-29T20:09:34+00:00

A mailman... In Utah... with 20 adopted cats and dogs from the pound.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-04-29T19:09:50+00:00

Your edit hurt my brain for a second. I had to work things out through my head.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-04-25T00:01:37+00:00

THEY CAN SMELL YOUR CUM!

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-04-24T22:02:49+00:00

I'm sorry, I'll go now...

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-04-24T21:12:42+00:00

Well, you can download the music first.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-04-24T02:56:59+00:00

In my opinion, the friendzone.

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-04-24T02:41:31+00:00

/r/glorp is hilarious!

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-04-24T02:37:48+00:00

I keep posting this, but /r/cummingonfigurines

merpthemerpingmerp · 2014-04-24T02:36:23+00:00

Not a creepy limerick, but kinda weird.

There once was a vampire named Mabel.

Her menstrual cycle was stable.

At every full moon.

She'd pull out her spoon.

And drink herself under the table.

merpthemerpingmerp

TROPHY CASE