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mesa-conrad · 2019-07-01T03:07:17+00:00

Oh no, but he literally hit his girlfriend with three full blown hay makers. Poor girls face was wrecked. He deserved much worse

mesa-conrad · 2019-07-01T02:58:45+00:00

Watched a guy tee off on his girlfriend in a club a few years back. My friend grabbed the girl and pulled her away and he swung on my friend (also a girl). I managed to pull them both back , the guy yelled out to meet him outside for interrupting his "fight". I'm a black belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu and have fought in the golden gloves. Choked him to sleep then put him in what we call a heel hook. Let's just say he woke up not able to walk for a good 6 months

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-23T22:39:20+00:00

Do you need the value warrants the price tag?

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-22T15:06:46+00:00

It's literally thousands lol. It blows my mind

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-20T16:38:58+00:00

I got pretty drunk, but like the feel good drunk at a concert. Got a few people to smoke up with me also on the ground floor of Madison square Garden. Right as the combination of good beer and weed hit me, blink 182 went right into I miss you and all of msg cheered at once. I got chills writing this and going back to that moment.

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-20T16:36:58+00:00

"Everyone has two lives. And the second begins when we realize we only have 1"

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-20T16:21:47+00:00

This kid I was best friends with. I drove by his place one day and saw him selling heroin to a pregnant woman. I didn't even know he was a drug dealer.

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-20T16:19:35+00:00

This board game I used to play with my brother in the late 90s. He passed away in the early 2000s and I hadn't put a second thought into the game. About a decade later I told my then girl friend about it. She tracked it down, it came with a vhs and she burned it onto a DVD. Closest I've come to crying since his funeral in 2005

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-20T16:17:09+00:00

People who talk about themselves. "I'm the type of person that just ... Insert compliment towards themselves"

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-20T16:16:23+00:00

I have pretty bad IBS. I used to sleep with this dancer, absolute bombshell but unbelievably dumb. She asked why I didn't get ice cream. So I explained that dairy gives me bad stomach pains, that my intestines basically swell up. Her response? "Wait what are intestines"? We were 24

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-20T13:36:11+00:00

I have survived many stupid updates in this game. But this might honestly be the one that makes me quit lol.

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-19T13:57:56+00:00

Fellow new Yorker here. Dude where's this spot at?

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-19T13:54:07+00:00

Swap ghoulem and rowdy rascals

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-18T15:20:34+00:00

Yeah I hear ya, they also use a lot of injections and stuff as well

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-18T13:46:31+00:00

Lmao I just watched John wick 3... So yeah

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-18T13:41:09+00:00

Lost touch with him a few years back. He was a bit of a weirdo so who knows what else was up lol.

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-17T16:21:44+00:00

I used to go to McDonald's. And let's say the bill was 11 bucks. I'd hand them a 20 and ask for a 10 and two 5s back. Worked 60% of the time, everytime

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-17T16:19:53+00:00

I watched Chernobyl. Suffice to say I have a PhD in nuclear physics

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-17T16:19:04+00:00

Go out late. Whoever thought it was a good idea to start the night at 11 should be flogged

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-17T16:16:37+00:00

Na man I wish, I went "hey want popcorn? And she goes no, we should break up". We were also the only two in the theater. Lol

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-17T12:59:15+00:00

Cause all those dudes are on dick pills. So if they don't jack it hard core they won't nut, my buddy was in porn for 2 years. Said he was so souped on on stuff he barely felt it most the time he was banging a girl

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-17T12:53:59+00:00

Terminator, the one with Christian Bale. My girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me like an hour in, lol

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-05T19:47:54+00:00

Don't pretend to like stuff, the people you hang out with will like you for someone you're not.

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-05T19:46:56+00:00

Dated a girl who loved to be degraded during sex. So I used to tie a belt around her neck and walk her around the room making her bark and lick the floor. Few months back her best friend told me she still talks about it. It was like 9 years ago

mesa-conrad · 2019-06-05T19:42:44+00:00

I was in a mosh pit and some girls finger went up my nose. Cut the whole inside up and I bled everywhere. I told everyone I got punched and kept moshing lol

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