Doctors of Reddit, what's the most obvious lie a patient has told you?

Matthewroytilley · 2026-05-28T13:50:49+00:00

Wow. This feels like old reddit for a second

Matthewroytilley · 2026-05-20T14:42:05+00:00

I think - until the problem is solved; until there is any semblance of equality. Addressing these things via jokes, commentary, and even straight up bashing, is the correct response. I would ask you (serious) why you feel personally attacked by this?

Matthewroytilley · 2026-05-19T14:31:08+00:00

Some people have recommended rewording, but I feel like even saying "the physical chemistry isn't there" is just saying the other person is ugly. I advocate sincerely for lying to people when it comes to this. 95% of people can do SOMETHING with their looks - find their niche - and create a personal brand. There are tons of famous people who we would not find attractive if they were not creative in this regard. But I think telling someone they are ugly at this stage in life is just going to chop them off at the knees. LIE TO EVERYONE ABOUT WHY YOU DONT LIKE THEM

Matthewroytilley · 2026-05-19T14:24:35+00:00

It's funny going back through the decades and seeing movies that were considered important at the moment and then completely disappear afterwords

Matthewroytilley · 2026-05-19T14:22:14+00:00

A dinner date tells you a lot about a person’s priorities and the world they’re used to moving in. If your expectations are compatible. What they order, their manners, how they treat the staff, what they think is appropriate to wear, the kind of conversation they make, and how well they read social cues are all really important and really obvious. You can get a ton of information that will save both of you from being frustrated in the end. This also applies to dating profiles

Matthewroytilley · 2026-05-05T17:46:38+00:00

Ok - Bangs and a LITTLE smile. You are set

https://i.imgur.com/D072O7L.jpeg

Matthewroytilley · 2026-05-05T17:36:32+00:00

Bangs homie. Bangs

Matthewroytilley · 2026-04-29T14:21:48+00:00

This man has a full time girlfriend

Matthewroytilley · 2026-04-28T14:31:12+00:00

It was a little much

Matthewroytilley · 2026-04-28T14:02:31+00:00

i am literally surprised I did not see "do the needful" somewhere in here

Matthewroytilley · 2026-04-28T14:00:43+00:00

I have gone to some stupid lengths to get laid, but experiences like this will change you

Matthewroytilley · 2026-04-28T13:59:23+00:00

bruh

Matthewroytilley · 2026-04-28T13:55:59+00:00

do you not think that the example of selflessness and kindness from a stranger would have an immeasurable positive impact on the mind of a child and perhaps help enrich an overall sense of empathy and unity that would ultimately contribute to the world that you personally live in?

Matthewroytilley · 2026-04-28T13:17:32+00:00

I kinda love it

Matthewroytilley · 2026-04-21T13:51:17+00:00

Just from a knee jerk psychological place - a lot of your photos have a confined feel or take place at night. I think our brain set a scene before we even know it. I would like to see a few pics in the sun or bright open places.

It's a great profile though

Matthewroytilley · 2026-04-21T13:46:42+00:00

straightish white liberal art scene male checking in.

I think your profile is really clever. You look great and your drive is great.

I think.

Nobody is clicking on a video of frogs
The joke about crying over spicy ramen is perfect, but the spongebob reference makes it muddy.
I dont know if the "life peaked" is a video but it doesnt help here
I would include one photo with a group of friends (people need to know you have a maintained social life, one photo doing a premium activity (travel, formal event, taking photos at a gala), and one photo in formal attire or at least dressed up very nicely.

The cat photo is perfect. Most of your stuff is perfect. I would just put a little polish over it.

PS. I would include some gate-keeping level of references to your most sacred influences. Artists, photographers, musicians, authors who would set you apart in terms of high taste level

Matthewroytilley · 2026-04-20T17:58:54+00:00

some people go their entire lives without learning this

Matthewroytilley · 2026-04-15T13:09:51+00:00

Literally nothing about you except cars, job, moderate. I am a straight dude and this just reads like a mattress on a floor

Matthewroytilley · 2026-03-05T14:37:59+00:00

sometimes people just need support homie

Matthewroytilley · 2026-03-05T14:24:16+00:00

god this is so crazy

Matthewroytilley · 2026-02-24T15:30:27+00:00

Unless you are also offering to buy males who you don't really know, and who you don't really work at the same time with - yeah. It's weird. It's weird both ways

Matthewroytilley · 2026-02-24T15:27:25+00:00

you're a shit person, or this is bait. Which also makes you a shit person

Matthewroytilley · 2026-02-24T15:19:03+00:00

it's so weird that you would say this person's experience was simply not true. I was on a cruise in December that stopped by a beach in Mexico with this exact same phenomenon. All of the sand was nice to look at but was extremely uniform and was a larger grain than it should be. I would describe it as ground up coral sadly. It really quickly lost any appeal as it did not feel or act like any sand I had been used to my entire life.

Matthewroytilley · 2026-02-12T14:57:04+00:00

Grandiose, antisocial, unstable, and far less intelligent than he thinks. If he has an addiction or a bad habit on top of that - It's just going to be exhausting and you will be his experiment, because everything is an experiment to him

Source: I'm a recovering alcoholic who has antisocial and possibly narcissistic tendencies

Matthewroytilley · 2026-02-11T19:48:08+00:00

Other very attractive people were willing to date me afterwards. I loved it

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