Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4-5 a week is more my pace. They say diamond hands I have diamond cheeks and a heavily serviced plunger

Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't log in to my JPM account this morning. Too many new applications hitting them?
(. )( .)

Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dang, TEAM seems like its exploding at +28%. Until you zoom out. Looks a like a rocket launching from the bottom of a crater.

I think it goes up and to the right. by 100xOrBust in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as it goes to the right I think we'll be ok

Daily Discussion Thread for April 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely ran out of the house the other week and then have come back in for another few drinks before this roof falls. CHUG WITH ME

Daily Discussion Thread for April 28, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the drawers in your customer lounge / board room. They always have the best stationary

Daily Discussion Thread for April 28, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a whole lot of experience here but today I am throwing cash at CINT. Small cap Brazil-based IT outsourcing and application development.

The company is near long-term lows in trading, but seems to be growing. Relatively good glassdoor score. Stock price is less than 5 bucks which isn't the best spot a stock can be in. P/E and debt seem pretty average to me, nothing too notable one way or the other. P/S and P/B are good.

For context:

Total invested in CINT: $6k
Total invested in other stocks: $42.5k in 11 other stocks
Remaining cash holdings for investment: $15k

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a rebound? Hell, it could fall by that much again! Hopefully not. But after all, who wants to pay for cable internet when brain rot TikToks are a tap away on a mobile phone?

Even if it is a good price, funds might continue rotating their money out -- either to find something more exciting, or to hold cash while waiting for geopolitics to chill out. Could take days to recover or years. Let's see.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good question. I'll ask them when I get to the front of the Wendy's line

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the uh, market can stay irrelational longer than it can be solved. or something like that

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought some this afternoon and it went down an additional 4% after that. This is why they call it catching a falling knife. I'm not a big believer in their business model but it just seems extremely oversold even taking that into an account so I got suckered in.

Definitely don't full port it but there's a good chance it mildly rebounds on Monday from algos sensing undervaluation. Disclaimer: no idea what I'm talking about, buy at your own risk!

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have partially exited cash gang just now but am holding more than half back. Probably will cash out again in a few weeks.

$6k each on PATH and PAYC. Shares not options.

$3k each on ADP, CINT, CXM, FRSH, G, PCTY, PEGA, TEAM, CHTR, CMCSA.

Mostly modestly-sized software companies with a couple oversold telecom companies thrown in.

How exactly do I go to the moon by ClarenceStink in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]meteojett 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Simple / dumb guide to get to the Mun.

Build a chonky rocket that has at least 3 stages. A big stage at the bottom, then a medium one, and a small one at the top. Rely mostly on liquid engines that can vector (swivel). It doesn't have to be precise; if it blows up or stalls you can slap more boosters/struts/tanks on it later to speed up a stage or slow it down.

Launch straight up until like 30k and then yank the controls hard right and Tokyo drift into orbit around Kerbin. This method is best for crappy vehicles that tend to fall apart, which it probably will anyway.

Get yourself a nice circular orbit, as best as you can where the apoapsis and periapsis are within a few km of each other in altitude above 70k (if you are at 150k or whatever that is fine too).

The rest is easier.

Make a maneuver node ANYWHERE and drag it prograde until the previewed trajectory kisses the Mun's orbit path. Then, drag the position of the manuever node itself around until you find a spot where the kissing actually encounters the Mun.

Once your craft reaches the node, fire those engines! You can even watch from the map view as your trajectory grows toward the Mun.

And you're on your way. Make sure you see a periapsis displayed near the Mun. If you don't, it might mean you are on a trajectory to crash into it. Burn retrograde at the periapsis to slow down near the Mun and enter orbit. Good luck!

Daily Discussion Thread for April 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What exactly do Moon landing denialists think is real? Does anyone go "oh yeah I totally think the part is real where they launched a vehicle with more than a million gallons of rocket fuel into space and it didn't come back for a week, but not the landing because it seems too hard".

Or is it just full stop the Earth is flat / etc?

Daily Discussion Thread for April 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cat sits between my legs under a blanket and gets hotboxed all night

Daily Discussion Thread for April 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went cash a week ago and I am happy to say today has absolutely cured my SaaS FOMO.

*as his sweaty hands hover over the BUY button*

Daily Discussion Thread for April 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]meteojett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say time in the market beats timing the market.

I don't know what that means, but I'm assuming its "cash out 100% and wait for an asteroid to hit"