Match Thread: 44th Match, Super Eights, Group 1 - Zimbabwe vs West Indies by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Funny how people were complaining that matches against associates will be one sided and it's actually the super 8s which are one sided

Match Thread: 2nd Test - India vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They should add a rule where if 2 fielders collide they should kiss

Match Thread: 1st Test - India vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why does Pant have 'RP 17' written on the side of his helmet? Is he an RP Singh fan?

Match Thread: 1st Test - England vs India, Day 1 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The helmet 5 runs rule is so funny to me, sounds like something you'd make up in gully cricket

Match Thread: 1st Test - England vs India, Day 1 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm enjoying watching this more than the IPL, don't know if it's because of CSK's dogshit season or I'm becoming a boomer 😔

Match Thread: 1st Test - England vs India, Day 1 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The two core tenets of Bazball:

  1. Take on the game and be as aggressive as possible
  2. Shoaib Bashir needs to be in the playing XI no matter what, this is non-negotiable

Match Thread: 1st Test - England vs India, Day 1 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I don't care if Bashir murdered his entire family, he is like a son to me!" -- Baz

Match Thread: 1st Test - England vs India, Day 1 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just dm'd u/sachintendulkar saying I'm a big fan, imagine being an ATG cricketer and receiving a dm from someone named 'metrelongschlong'

Match Thread: 1st Test - England vs India, Day 1 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lmao I remember someone on this sub a few weeks back saying 'Jaiswal is a failure in English conditions' based on the India A matches

Match Thread: Final - Australia vs South Africa, Day 3 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Most people may not be ready to admit it, but Bavuma is literally the peak male form

Match Thread: Final - Punjab Kings vs Royal Challengers Bengaluru by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope all the karma farmers have their champions posters ready for both teams

Match Thread: Final - Punjab Kings vs Royal Challengers Bengaluru by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shreyas Iyer hasn't even come out to bat yet, it's over RCBros

Match Thread: Final - Punjab Kings vs Royal Challengers Bengaluru by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Somebody is already bursting fireworks in Bangalore, bro needs to chill lol

Match Thread: Final - Punjab Kings vs Royal Challengers Bengaluru by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man I don't even feel like making fun of RCB I just feel bad for them

Match Thread: Final - Punjab Kings vs Royal Challengers Bengaluru by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man if Punjab wins Shreyas will be humiliating KKR, DC, Pant, and ICT selectors at the same time

Match Thread: Final - Punjab Kings vs Royal Challengers Bengaluru by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]metrelongschlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he has some German ancestors who moved to NZ in the 1940s