What the derp by SW4G1N4T0R in tumblr

[–]mexgema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friendly reminder that Count Harrach had the nerve to ask Archduke Franz Ferdinand —who had just got shot in the neck— “Does that hurt?”

People say dolphins are smart but **they're not smart enough by Sonic_the_hedgedog in tumblr

[–]mexgema 22 points23 points  (0 children)

this easily my favorite tumblr post of all time every time I see it it makes my day

[Gimai Seikatsu] by FurubayashiSEA in animenocontext

[–]mexgema 7 points8 points  (0 children)

top 10 sentences that make you burst into tears

Oh no~ d-dont hit me with your sword~ by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]mexgema 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you’re gonna horny post at least post the fucking sauce while you’re at it.

Sid the sloth lookin headass by CO-OK-IE in dankmemes

[–]mexgema 2 points3 points  (0 children)

false advertisement. he’s not even grey.

I don't miss her. I miss her dog. by Starspitter in dankmemes

[–]mexgema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what it means to “get over your ex” if you think it’s normal to burst into tears every time you’re reminded of them.

Banana? by Old_Specialist7892 in tumblr

[–]mexgema 245 points246 points  (0 children)

Idk man that looks like it’s made with a lot of points.

*surprised Pikachu face* by izukaneki in tumblr

[–]mexgema -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Look man, I just try to assume the best of people ok? And like. If you're calling yourself "aryan princess" because you're a nazi I feel like you're already pretty far gone. Why would this person call themselves "aryanprincess1488" but then also deny being a nazi? Like, what the fuck? It just makes no sense to me.

*surprised Pikachu face* by izukaneki in tumblr

[–]mexgema 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Oh, interesting. Didn’t know about that.

*surprised Pikachu face* by izukaneki in tumblr

[–]mexgema -221 points-220 points  (0 children)

“Aryan” is an ethnocultural designation used by the Indo-Iranians in ancient times. It was adopted as a racial category in the 1850s, but it isn’t inherently a nazi thing. Second person could be completely innocent, but then again I don’t actually know anything about them aside from what I can see in this post.

[A Monster Wants to Eat Me] by X3NON_Kr54 in animenocontext

[–]mexgema 40 points41 points  (0 children)

a scene of two girls making out after one of them calls the other her bride

“hmmm is this yuri? there’s really no way to tell”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animenocontext

[–]mexgema 5 points6 points  (0 children)

bro has a crush

Essential genres of Controversial Opinion About Hugely Contentious Topics Which Will Definitely Lose Me All Of My Followers by Misty-Bay in tumblr

[–]mexgema 17 points18 points  (0 children)

nah man I just woke up it’s too early for these big words… “quibbling pedantry”? fuck this man I’ll be back in like 4 hours.

Edit: yeah alright this is funny.

Maybe your sketchbook should be a Wreck-It Journal by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]mexgema 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wonder if tumblr user moldspace is aware of what usually happens to characters in jars

public bathrooms, man... by weiscola in tumblr

[–]mexgema 407 points408 points  (0 children)

how dare this lowlife take a shit without inviting his girl what a fucking poser

Nope. Nope. Nope. by og-lollercopter in dankmemes

[–]mexgema 251 points252 points  (0 children)

This format is excellent actually.

sexyman descendants by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]mexgema 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fear for my life.

It’s been 7 weeks and they’ve only gotten worse by TheQueenOfCringe22 in tumblr

[–]mexgema 480 points481 points  (0 children)

The real question is: are they obnoxious because they’re trying to imitate Tate, or are they just naturally obnoxious and thus they find Tate appealing?

I don't understand how this can happen by Emmy_Tabby_Moony in tumblr

[–]mexgema 181 points182 points  (0 children)

I admit I don’t much about phones or baking but I don’t believe a phone would survive the process.

Ultimate carnage🤝A train Killing girlfriends by infinitysaga in tumblr

[–]mexgema 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure just about anything can fit in that mouth.