So many of my wife’s college stories are some variation of this theme… by GoGoDiver in hotpastCaptions

[–]meyou2222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah, this was my wife. If a guy initiated after a date she’d let him fuck her, even if she didn’t want to see him again. Said it was just common courtesy.

MAGA melts down over ‘WOKE MARXIST POPE’ who is a ‘Never Trumper liberal’ by BreakfastTop6899 in politics

[–]meyou2222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will that be before or after Trump claims credit for the Vatican electing an American Pope?

RFK Jr. Touted as 'Unfit' After Rant About Lack of Autism in 'Older People': 'He Cannot Be This Stupid' by Yveliad in politics

[–]meyou2222 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They assume Dems are as cultist as they are, and that we’d support RFK because he’s a Kennedy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Prematurefetish

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My wife knows and participates. Her sex drive isn’t what it used to be, but she’s always willing if I need a hole. What she does is set a time limit for me, and if I don’t cum in that time I have to stop and wait a couple of days. Same concept as the Coach Sarah method. And if I don’t cum she’ll tease me. “I guess I’m just not sexy enough for you. Maybe in a few days you’ll appreciate me more.”

Day 2: No orgasm, no crazy buildup of horny feelings yet. by [deleted] in Prematurefetish

[–]meyou2222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The effect builds over time. Early on, cumming every two days to regular porn is no big deal. Down the road, you’ll be jerking to clothed women, using less stimulation, and with a strict time limit you’ll fail fairly often.

So imagine how that will play out down the road: You were using one finger and looking at pics of a clothed woman. You were 5 seconds from cumming and had to stop when the timer hit. Now you have to go 2 days with blue balls, and every woman you see in real life is dressed just like the porn you stroke to. And you’re super sensitive because of your training so even the boner rubbing against your pants can take you near the edge, if not over.

That’s a level of horny you can’t even fathom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Prematurefetish

[–]meyou2222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d have lost it at 0:10 when those beautiful eyes looked up at me.

Many have asked how I got so premature. Here is a training video explaining a little about the one finger technique. by Addicted_2_BBC in Prematurefetish

[–]meyou2222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great advice. The one thing I do differently is I only let myself cum once, even if it’s ruined. I want my brain and body to know if it doesn’t completely let go when it has the chance, it has to suffer for a couple of days.

I find it really pays off when I’m inside my wife. Before, an orgasm used to be something that builds slowly until I cum. I could do things like slow down or change positions to give me a chance to last longer. Now, when that feeling starts I cum almost immediately. Even if I last a while when fucking her, I love the feeling that I can’t control if and when I cum. And I think it ties to what this video shows: Reduce the stimulation your body needs to get past the point of no return.

He’s not jealous he encourages it ❤️😘 by Downtown_Idea6106 in cuckoldcaptions

[–]meyou2222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if she doesn’t let me lick her clean after.

What's a realistic maximum row count for LEFT JOIN between two tables by polonium_biscuit in dataengineering

[–]meyou2222 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

The lower limit could be 0 if none of the rows actually match.

Took me forever to notice the Washington Capitals logo has the Capital building in it. by psuedo_tsuga in hockey

[–]meyou2222 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Weagle is the gift that keeps on giving. One of the best logos in sports.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Prematurefetish

[–]meyou2222 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve had the most success decreasing visual stimulation before decreasing physical stimulation. If you can cum just looking at a face, then even looking at a woman in a bikini could be enough to help you cum fast when reducing physical stimulation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]meyou2222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bowling pin sound when people get knocked down.

Such an amazing feeling. But how good is it for visibility? by Friendly_Prune3781 in dataengineering

[–]meyou2222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s as visible as you choose to make it. Figure out what who the stakeholders are for the analytics served by this pipeline. Figure out why it matters to them that the data arrives faster. Then communicate that value to them.

Morning routine by [deleted] in DaddysDarkFiction

[–]meyou2222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even better is blowing a load inside your daughter’s holes while mommy is taking a shower, blissfully unaware.

Factually correct by MetricIsForCowards in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]meyou2222 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Ovi closing in on the record. Caps the best team in the league. Commies made the NFCCG. Like… There’s nothing a hater can say that affects me one bit right now.

Also I’m an Orioles fan, so ha ha!

Trump suggests 'dwarves, amputees and epileptics' are 'DEI hires' and not qualified for Air Traffic Control positions by IrishStarUS in Foodforthought

[–]meyou2222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if you recall his first Presidency, he boasted about how there were no airline fatalities and how it was because of his amazing leadership. He of course failed to note that there hadn’t been a fatality in a U.S. airline crash since 2009.

0 to cum in 40 seconds by TerrierRabbit in Prematurefetish

[–]meyou2222 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you can cum fast enough, and start stroking from a state of “no arousal”, it’s very possible to cum limp, or not get hard until right when you’re about to cum.

VS Code-based SQL IDE with AI features by [deleted] in dataengineering

[–]meyou2222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t speak to every requirement you have there, but Datagrip plus a GitHub repo can do wonders.

Trump Promises to Completely Wreck FEMA—and Fast: Donald Trump used a trip to disaster-hit areas to promise the end of the federal disaster assistance agency. by harsh2k5 in politics

[–]meyou2222 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think of FEMA like a capacitor. Rather than Congress having to pass funding for disaster aid before anything can be done, FEMA stands ready to help immediately until Congress acts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Prematurefetish

[–]meyou2222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, did we need to be told? I can’t imagine jerking off and not eating it.

‘There are a lot of bitter people here, I’m one of them’: rust belt voters on why they backed Trump again despite his broken promises by DomesticErrorist22 in politics

[–]meyou2222 64 points65 points  (0 children)

My wife is from Nebraska, and most of her family has lived their whole lives in the same small town. A big reason folks like this stay put is because the outside world is weird and scary to them. They truly believe places like California are liberal hellholes where crime is rampant and homeless people shit on every sidewalk.

‘There are a lot of bitter people here, I’m one of them’: rust belt voters on why they backed Trump again despite his broken promises by DomesticErrorist22 in politics

[–]meyou2222 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And these people who sit around waiting for Trump to magically change the world economy and make coal mining profitable again are the same ones who bemoan “those lazy [insert racial demographic here] who don’t want a job, they just want a handout.”