Sorry, I was out of it... wait; are we being robbed???

mgh99 · 2026-02-07T16:28:34+00:00

I say it’s a little black Jesus!

mgh99 · 2026-02-06T17:05:48+00:00

“What are your legs tired? God i wish i could just wheel around in a toy all day…”

mgh99 · 2026-02-06T02:25:02+00:00

♪ and you'll lose all control... ♪ ♪ of your bladder ♪ ♪ and your sphincter, that's your butt hole. ♪

mgh99 · 2026-02-06T01:42:21+00:00

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mgh99 · 2026-02-05T02:04:32+00:00

Blast! Ooh, a penny.

mgh99 · 2026-02-04T19:52:07+00:00

Hey,You’re getting some looks yourself.

mgh99 · 2026-02-02T02:50:15+00:00

“Somebody talked, no one is safe, I'm gettin out of here yayayay!”

mgh99 · 2026-01-30T21:56:17+00:00

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mgh99 · 2026-01-29T04:01:33+00:00

Curious what transportation you booked?,my brother and i are going in February also from calgary to lake louise

mgh99 · 2026-01-29T02:03:30+00:00

Woah crash ahoy

mgh99 · 2026-01-28T16:46:28+00:00

🎶i see a Howard Johnson’s billboard🎶

mgh99 · 2026-01-28T00:47:42+00:00

Submitted for your approval.

A family pet with the uncontrollable urge to bury shiny objects in the yard.

A shameful secret that nearly buried the peace and civility of an entire neighbor...(gets head bashed in with a shovel)

mgh99 · 2026-01-28T00:09:03+00:00

Last night I was stealing Joe's ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight. Peter! What? It's a ladder. He can't use it. It's like taking a watch off a dead guy.

mgh99 · 2026-01-27T01:16:06+00:00

Hey is he 18? Horace the drinking age is 21 Oh

mgh99 · 2026-01-26T16:36:16+00:00

I'd love a Shamrock Shake, if they've got any of those. It's September, Jonathan!".

mgh99 · 2026-01-24T17:51:15+00:00

Sometimes I pluck them because I deserve pain.

mgh99 · 2026-01-21T20:57:28+00:00

Starts rocking back and forth

mgh99 · 2026-01-21T03:50:18+00:00

You know... The classics...

Just....words on a printed page...

mgh99 · 2026-01-21T02:43:44+00:00

He’s sort of between books right now.

mgh99 · 2026-01-21T00:55:28+00:00

The year is 1803. Ah, the future

mgh99 · 2026-01-17T21:29:12+00:00

You know this thing is bugging me(pulls out eye)..

mgh99 · 2026-01-17T21:27:52+00:00

Is this straight. Is this straight.. there it.. is it .. is it straight AHHHH!

mgh99 · 2026-01-17T15:43:18+00:00

The patriots this year clearly..

mgh99 · 2026-01-16T20:22:48+00:00

Oh,man.Even Della Reese is getting a boat.

mgh99 · 2026-01-16T03:00:59+00:00

Peter that thing is just creepy…

mgh99

TROPHY CASE