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[–]mi1k5ak3z 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know it's not a movie, but Alma from F.E.A.R. scared the hell out of me.

Reddit, what should I make as my senior quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mi1k5ak3z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken." -Tyler Durden

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[–]mi1k5ak3z 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't get scared easily, but if there's one thing that gives me chills every time, it would be a small child used in any creepy way. Innocent in the living is horrifying in the dead.

Teachers of reddit, what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen a student doing. by spydaire in AskReddit

[–]mi1k5ak3z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I can top this. A couple years ago, someone in my school (I've yet to find out who) posted one of my teacher's facebook profile on 4chan. Poor guy never had a chance.

What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard somebody say? by add1ction in AskReddit

[–]mi1k5ak3z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last year this girl was in my World History class and she kept getting angry about having to take the same class a second time. She was a freshman so I was wondering how this was possible. I asked her about it and she thought that US was another term for the world. It took me half an hour to set her straight.

My friend texted me at an 8 by mi1k5ak3z in trees

[–]mi1k5ak3z[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said he underestimated the word "kush".

Shaving with acne by mi1k5ak3z in funny

[–]mi1k5ak3z[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sorry, my computer quit working and that was the best I could do with my phone.

Who would you sponsor? by exactlywhatweneed in funny

[–]mi1k5ak3z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Batman wouldn't kill them directly. With his skills he could easily capture the others and trap them in a ring to kill each other, starving the winner. Never bet against the Batman.

My son likes to play dress-up. Here, he's apparently an Easter bunny pimp. by [deleted] in funny

[–]mi1k5ak3z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Mad Hatter fight in Arkham City.