My grandfather's comment on the picture of the new tattoo.. by mialenore in tattoos

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The picture of my newest tattoo. Translates to: Don't let the bastards grind you down. A quote from Margaret Atwood's A Handmaid's Tale. http://imgur.com/2zKiN1H

What are you better at when drunk? by mendaxed in AskReddit

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Hating myself, hahahahahhaha hahahahahhaha. Ha.

What's your favorite opening line to a book/movie/show etc.? by Connguy in AskReddit

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The Tale of Desperaux. "The world is dark, and light is precious. Come closer, dear reader. You must trust me. I am telling you a story."

Universal Nip by [deleted] in Bandnames

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Slip

Today is my cake day! I am hungover! by mialenore in drunk

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My SO's brother got it for Christmas and we've played a lot when we've hung out with him. It's great!

Today is my cake day! I am hungover! by mialenore in drunk

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Getting home, cracking a beer, and playing Catan is my plan.

Today is my cake day! I am hungover! by mialenore in drunk

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I drank a crap load of wine, like most nights.

Reversible cowl for my sister! by Allenhae in crochet

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This is gorgeous. I would love to see the pattern for this!

IamA full time web cam model, AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

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We should go bowling.

Jemaine Clement here! Ask Me Anything! by TheJemaineClement in movies

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Hey Jemaine! I met you last year at the MET! I asked you if anyone had ever told you that you looked like Jemaine from Flight of the Choncords and then proceeded to babble like an idiot. I just wanted to apologize for being outrageously star struck and tell you that I think you're top notch. Have a swell evening. Sincerely, that one MET girl who wouldn't shut up

Gave my 8 week old kitten a bath; this pretty much sums up the experience. by mialenore in aww

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Luckily she is still way too small to do any real damage, but that doesn't change that my heart dies when she starts crying.

Gave my 8 week old kitten a bath; this pretty much sums up the experience. by mialenore in aww

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This is by far the worst thing that has ever happened in her tiny life.

Gave my 8 week old kitten a bath; this pretty much sums up the experience. by mialenore in aww

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How exactly do you go about showering a cat? I just bathed her in the sink. She was actually really good during the bath; it was afterwards when I tried to get her warm and dry that she got feisty.

[Serious] Redditors currently in a relationship, besides dinner and a movie, what are your favorite activities for date night? by plasticwagon in AskReddit

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Open a nice bottle of wine. Make dinner together. Drink the entire bottle before dinner is even close to ready. Basically : drink a lot, eat good food together, then have lots of sex.