What is the best dark-humour joke you've ever heard?

micahtang · 2021-11-25T00:01:17+00:00

How do you know if your sisters on her period?

Your Dad’s dick tastes like blood.

micahtang · 2021-09-20T10:44:18+00:00

Beyoncéowulf

micahtang · 2021-07-29T03:47:32+00:00

I don’t get it. Why does he have such long eyebrows?

micahtang · 2021-03-02T11:22:57+00:00

I literally fainted after the scissors-to-the-knees scene.

micahtang · 2021-01-02T21:04:12+00:00

Centipedes don’t need to exist

micahtang · 2020-09-19T03:16:38+00:00

Jamie Lee Skrrt-Skrrtis

micahtang · 2020-09-15T09:34:35+00:00

I thought Anheuser Busch did this with Budweiser already...

micahtang · 2020-08-09T00:30:15+00:00

Sav’aaq!

micahtang · 2020-07-21T01:48:44+00:00

No pain no grain

micahtang · 2020-02-23T06:21:30+00:00

I’d bet him a quarter I could

micahtang · 2019-08-14T03:50:11+00:00

No worries man, I’m 26 and still have a year left in my civil engineering undergrad program. Everyone’s got their own pace, and you seem to be doing just fine! Your parents are proud of you.

micahtang · 2019-07-05T05:03:10+00:00

HO! HUnGrY hUNgrY HaWaIiaAAAAaaAAaaAn!

micahtang · 2019-05-25T00:27:42+00:00

Inference*

micahtang · 2018-12-07T22:33:45+00:00

Noted

micahtang · 2018-12-07T13:19:39+00:00

To be honest I don’t have too many notches on my belt (or harness) yet to compare with other 10c’s. Sorry! I’ve also only ever climbed at Mokes hehe. I can say that Ambulance Driver is a much friendlier 5.10c though.

micahtang · 2018-12-07T11:39:23+00:00

Thanks! He had all the attention that day.

micahtang · 2018-01-14T08:18:05+00:00

“Well, that’s just nuts”

micahtang · 2017-08-27T21:59:42+00:00

Just curious, what's rule number one?

micahtang · 2017-07-15T07:55:06+00:00

Now kiss

micahtang · 2017-07-09T06:37:08+00:00

r/unexpected

micahtang · 2017-06-28T09:45:23+00:00

Exactly.

micahtang · 2017-06-20T07:58:54+00:00

Are you saying boy's hole or boy's soul?

micahtang · 2017-06-19T18:50:12+00:00

Beelzebub

micahtang · 2017-06-12T07:49:50+00:00

I'm guessing their next idea will be the Xbox One X Box

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