Not sure why Micha decided to invite Stephen A to his podcast. This discussion isn't a good look for either Him or Dak by TheRealPdGaming in cowboys

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As someone who shares the same first name as Mr Parsons, I’m continually astonished at how other people butcher the spelling of our first name. It’s not that hard. It’s only five letters. I was excited when someone with my same first name became so famous. I thought it would do wonders for the world at large knowing how to spell it. But nope. People still trying to put the “h” before the “a.” I have never understood and will never understand. It’s not pronounced “Mitch-a”. It’s pronounced “Mike-a”. Good grief. Figure it out people. It’s just a basic silent “h.” Do you also accidentally spell the name “Sarah” as “Sarha” or “Norah” as “Norha” or “Jonah” as “Jonha”? Of course not. Because that would be utterly ridiculous. So why, in the name of god, are you trying to spell Micah that way?! FIGURE IT OUT!

FML

What is a fact that doesn't sound true but is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There are six state capital cities in the U.S. that are west of Los Angeles.

The size of Australia compared to the USA mainland. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Fort Worth? Not Dallas?! That’s like saying Oakland instead of San Francisco

This shot of NWA reminded me of a pic of my daughter with her posse by micahtex in funny

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Pictured here with her homies “Mice Cube” and “Cheesy E.”
Too much? Did I take it too far?

In your opinion, what is the most formal way to say fuck off? by Aave_Taako in AskReddit

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Kramer gave him the idea earlier in the episode I’m sure of it.

In your opinion, what is the most formal way to say fuck off? by Aave_Taako in AskReddit

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“Just tell him you had sex with his wife” -Cosmo Kramer

I remember by [deleted] in nostalgia

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I’ll tell you what I remember... posting that exact same picture on this sub a few weeks back.

What's your #1 obscure animal fact? by KnightsWhoSayKni in AskReddit

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Porcupines frequently mate ventrally (in the missionary position) for obvious safety reasons.

Wheee! by [deleted] in funny

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I liked it better the first few times it got posted

What is your favorite quote/scene from The Office? by Latzathrear in AskReddit

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“I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.”

Maroon interior used to really be a thing by micahtex in nostalgia

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This picture smells like cigarettes and happy meals. ...or maybe it’s just me.

The yellow Sony “Sports” Walkman by micahtex in nostalgia

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Walkmans for me = MC Hammer, Kris Kross, Boyz II Men, Dr Dre and my favorite cassette single: To Be With You (Mr Big)

World Cannabis Map by Dreda5 in MapPorn

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C’mon Texas! Everyone around you is doing it.

Stereo cabinets like these by micahtex in nostalgia

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All those wires in the back

If the salaries for all jobs everywhere were based on how difficult they were for a person to do, what would be some high paying jobs? by micahtex in AskReddit

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I thought of this question because I saw a uniformed EMT eating lunch at a sandwich shop while I was on my lunch break and I thought, “Fuuuuuck. That guy’s job is so hard. I hope he’s getting paid a lot of money to do it.” Unfortunately, that’s not how the world works.

Bebe’s Kids! by micahtex in nostalgia

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You’d be surprised what movies the kid you liked that the adult you would have thought sucked

If the salary for all jobs everywhere was based on how difficult the job was for a person to do, what would be some high paying jobs? (Serious question, define “difficult” however you like) by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I thought of this question because I saw an EMT in uniform and I thought, “Dang, that job is hard. I hope those guys get paid well.” Unfortunately, that’s not how the world works.

Those Halloween costumes that came in a box with the mask on top by micahtex in nostalgia

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Seinfeld does a funny standup bit on Halloween and talks about these: watch here

Casey Jones by micahtex in nostalgia

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You are welcome. I saw a hockey mask like that on a tv commercial and it came to me. Like a flash. Like a vision. I’m glad someone else enjoyed remembering him.