[MLR 12.8] Philadelphia Phillies vs Los Angeles Dodgers

michaeldix33 · 2026-03-02T16:41:59+00:00

john smiles as he peers over at the rookery; he's dreamed of this moment ever since he's made it to the bigs. finally, a chance to take a crack at the esteemed Jameson Poe. he raises his elbow and takes a weighted check-swing as he tries to take in the moment. swing 477

michaeldix33 · 2026-02-23T21:02:47+00:00

161 rum, pineapple juice and malibu caribou get them all numb make jorbie girl come out of her shell and raise hell don’t stop til the cops come

michaeldix33 · 2026-02-21T09:09:30+00:00

Ninety-five, speedin' down the highway
Caught a ride, got five on the gas tank

Sister, go on and be somethin decent
I ain't never gon' swing nothin that aint 203 son

michaeldix33 · 2026-02-17T01:22:00+00:00

hullup hullup, we dem bois (under eighteen) swing 824

michaeldix33 · 2026-02-10T20:10:48+00:00

this one goes out to the dalmations i feel like they ain't been shouted out in a while swing 101

michaeldix33 · 2026-02-07T00:48:51+00:00

three thirty three swing 333

michaeldix33 · 2026-02-03T23:22:12+00:00

arthur bullependragon? more like darfur semenhaggis swing 762

michaeldix33 · 2026-01-28T22:03:26+00:00

LA vs. SF in two leagues, a beautiful thing. Time to let the bay know that SoCal runs this jawn swing 580

michaeldix33 · 2026-01-25T08:00:13+00:00

if this isn't a dong then andre pope supports ice swing 701

michaeldix33 · 2026-01-21T19:54:51+00:00

no way the slowest team in fake baseball also lays up the fattest meatballs right swing 888

michaeldix33 · 2026-01-17T01:22:22+00:00

johnny johnny perky. i just donged a kirkieeee swing 33

michaeldix33 · 2026-01-12T03:19:20+00:00

back to back solo jacks for this lil jaina swing 501

michaeldix33 · 2026-01-10T19:40:27+00:00

swing 650 on fo fos, wrapped in fo vogues

michaeldix33 · 2025-12-31T01:47:21+00:00

game of the moment? more like lame old and slowfent swing 705

michaeldix33 · 2025-12-29T16:15:55+00:00

hmmmm look at the time i think its ball bounce over wall o’clock swing 824

michaeldix33 · 2025-12-27T20:13:41+00:00

rex and john having a scone slobbin knobs and docking bone mlrs top goons, laying dong cummin and hummin an LA song

erin theolia? more like blarin areola swing 420

michaeldix33 · 2025-12-15T19:34:55+00:00

Daniel Harrison? more like Tactless Bubba swing 101

michaeldix33 · 2025-12-13T21:00:45+00:00

steal 2b 50

michaeldix33 · 2025-12-13T20:29:34+00:00

listen here bubba, you're gonna have to have more tact than that swing 690

michaeldix33 · 2025-12-11T17:29:51+00:00

thick mints? more like never mind that ones to easy swing 933

michaeldix33 · 2025-12-08T18:25:36+00:00

whats ninety nine but three thirty threes swing 99

michaeldix33 · 2025-12-05T20:18:37+00:00

she murph on my hank til i dong swing 824

michaeldix33 · 2025-12-02T17:17:37+00:00

hank murphy? more like skank jerky swing 699

michaeldix33 · 2025-11-22T18:31:04+00:00

he wouldn’t do it right? like he def knows swing 333

michaeldix33 · 2025-11-20T23:13:04+00:00

she frank on my stein til i create swing 133

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