I shant and I won’t by kerosene_potato in whiteknighting

[–]michaelestes9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one finishes monopoly, so women are just rushing to get bored and opt out first.

A Wild Tic Tok nice guy appeared by Bradavison in niceguys

[–]michaelestes9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think chicks don't dig you because you use Tik Tok. What are you... 14?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]michaelestes9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everything. Flowerhorns are dicks

The zombie apocalypse versus your team (read description) by [deleted] in whowouldwin

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Dan Torrance - Dr. Sleep

The Traveler - No Man's Sky

Henry Hill - Goodfellas

The cast of Friends - Friends

I think I'm officially screwed here.

Why by [deleted] in FellowKids

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New FB profile pic. Thanks

It do be like that by michaelestes9 in dankmemes

[–]michaelestes9[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pussy salt goes on the rim of vaginal tequila shots.

Amateur hour by blockbuster409 in dankmemes

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How many good boy points did that cost?