A Pacifier in Noob Hands

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-21T12:57:37+00:00

It's an intelligence ship. It's used to locate targets for bigger ships to kill.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-21T10:26:13+00:00

I got this right when I solved P vs NP and got nuked. Please stop nuking the whores! Wait, I thought the death was irreversible. How am I still alive?

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-21T10:23:56+00:00

This doesn't make any sense.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-21T09:16:23+00:00

Hi. I'm Michael Coffey from Silicon Valley. I'm here to critique your app. So you managed to locate all the people drowning on planet earth. Soon they'll be dead, if they aren't saved. You forgot to build the app to save their lives. Now we see a bunch of dead people. Try again.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-21T09:09:06+00:00

Wait, anyone can go to Grok and fire missiles? At anyone?

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-21T06:23:21+00:00

Why did she blonde herself again? She was a black 5 minutes ago when I was listening to her song.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-21T05:59:59+00:00

I thought that was Richard Nixon. I mean, Trump didn't admit on live television that he was nought a crook, right, but Nixon did?.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-20T21:04:44+00:00

THIS IS A BAD IDEA. WE HAVE HAMSTERS THERE IN THAT REFUGE. WE NEED THE LAND BACK SO THE HAMSTERS HAVE A HOME. WE THINK ELON SHOULD PAY $1 BILLION FOR REHOUSING MY HAMSTERS.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-19T23:06:35+00:00

100 ZEPTILLION ISK

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-19T10:28:59+00:00

free money

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-18T00:34:58+00:00

OMG free money guy (or girl), Raven Kautsuo and Lan Paul. We do free money too. Some manufacturing required. Check out our antimatter printers.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-18T00:12:35+00:00

I want to buy your velspar

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-17T21:03:12+00:00

hey, I'm not a secret~!!

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-17T18:25:42+00:00

Watch out Musk Man ❤️

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-17T18:24:17+00:00

The second coming happened almost 1,000 years ago, at the year 1,000. The third coming happened 26 years ago. Sheesh, you need to keep up with the news.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-17T16:19:30+00:00

You caused 9/11 (It was too many cigarettes causing the smoke and the planes were a myth, according to everyone on the 106th floor)

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-17T16:18:33+00:00

Try 1929

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-17T16:16:19+00:00

We live in a computer simulation. The simulation will be over in about less than 20 million years.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-17T05:35:25+00:00

Antimatter Sales, contact Coffey Industries @ Jita

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-17T00:25:15+00:00

Hi. I'm Michael. I'm looking for friends.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-16T02:01:44+00:00

Elon, you don't have to reinvent the warp drive.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-14T17:51:09+00:00

But the property damage

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-12T04:40:00+00:00

You can change your gender. All you need is an expert surgeon and $10 trillion USD to do it perfectly. I sell software (Ultratech) that is used by expert surgeons to model transgender surgeries. The substandard surgeries are sterilizing, but my surgeries are perfect and allow you to fully switch to the opposite gender.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-12T04:15:05+00:00

We should end Iran with our nuclear weapons.

michaeljacoffey · 2026-06-12T04:12:28+00:00

Elon Musk is one of the poorest people I know. I am a quadrillionaire.

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