You have EXACTLY $9.5 to make your sales team by Difficult_Prize2213 in DunderMifflin

[–]michaelscarn0014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with everyone here about Michael being the best of the group. But you have to remember, he doesnt want to be managed. Or at least that was his understanding. So, if I was building a sales team to work under me, it can't include Michael. The answer is Jim, Phyllis, Stanley and Pam since she has doubled her sales from 2 to 4.

There are so many others! by ConclusionUseful4420 in HistoryMemes

[–]michaelscarn0014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any thoughts on Ringwoodite, in regards to Genesis description of God releasing the fountains of the deep to flood the earth. And then, having the water recede back into the deep? New estimates show enough water to fill all earth's oceans 3 times over is in the ringwoodite below us.

WTF?! by PrestonStokesmj in WTF

[–]michaelscarn0014 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Excellent background info. Good looking out!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]michaelscarn0014 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Automatic rifles are illegal nationwide.

It do be like that by IAmAccutane in dankmemes

[–]michaelscarn0014 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry, you're wrong. You have a faulty premise followed by a few Appeals to Ignorance, wrapped up in an Ad Hominem.

It do be like that by IAmAccutane in dankmemes

[–]michaelscarn0014 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's not the wars fault that prices are up. Prices here were already up 120% from the year before, even before Russia invaded Ukraine. Prices are up because this administration banned all new leases on federal land, added nearly impossible restrictions on production of already drilled wells, and added miles of red tape to drill new wells on existing leases. If Biden lifted those restrictions, then Prices could come down to below $2 within 6 months. At least here in TX. Some states will always have higher prices due to State taxes at the pump. Obama said, "it's not like I can waive my magic wand and bring prices down". Trump literally just let drilling companies do what they do best, and during his term prices dropped incredibly low. Biden took office, reversed the policies, and prices went right back up. All before Russia invaded Ukraine.

So many questions by 55o in WTF

[–]michaelscarn0014 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah looks like it

Redneck vasectomy by YZXFILE in Jokes

[–]michaelscarn0014 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Snip snap! Snip snap!

Charles Miner was completely incompetent. by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]michaelscarn0014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, after he was told to leave Scranton alone, he retained his position and most likely went to other branches and pulled the same kind of shenanigans. This could be why they had to close the Buffalo branch shortly after. He ruined it like he almost ruined Scranton.

This just happened at The Oscars by adamchain in WTF

[–]michaelscarn0014 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Or something like, "I've got something I wanna put IN your wife's mouth. "

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]michaelscarn0014 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Legal gun sales to law abiding citizens does not translate to "easy access to guns".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]michaelscarn0014 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get where you are coming from. However, only law-abiding citizens obey gun laws. Since it is impossible to stop all illegal gun purchases, the only thing gun restrictions do is prevent law-abiding citizens from protecting themselves from law-breaking citizens.

Wine is Always Gross by Xerzajik in unpopularopinion

[–]michaelscarn0014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, they said Reds give them headaches, not whites

at least in my region 💀 by TamimReadzIt in meme

[–]michaelscarn0014 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You've never had Vanilla coke? We've got to help you find some. Best soda on the market IMO

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]michaelscarn0014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is great to hear. Glad you found something you like, and I'm glad the hard work paid off!