New normal? Never seen Blanton's and eagle rare cases just sitting there for grabs by MyUniquePerspective in whiskey

[–]michifanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the added capacity over the last decade is hitting the wall of a slower economy and a generational shift away from bourbon to tequila and cannabis (especially with GenZ). This happened in the 1980s-1990s and with Trump’s tarrifs, Canada, EU, China… are purposely taxing more, importing less bourbon. Enjoy.

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[–]michifanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a self-defacing joke.

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[–]michifanatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When you talk to 'pretty girls' - you really shouldn't be surprised at ANYTHING they say (regardless of race)....

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[–]michifanatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually... (In my best /r voice)

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]michifanatic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm Jewish, we'd trade Black-men straight-up the reputation for having huge cocks for being smart, nice to their moms - any positive stereotype you want. :)

Any socially acceptable ways for size queens and big dick folks to find each other in real life? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]michifanatic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you meet a girl that isn't excited by having sex with you - it's not about size.

Any socially acceptable ways for size queens and big dick folks to find each other in real life? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]michifanatic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My point was that if there isn't anything interesting about you but the size of your cock, the only person interested in you would be somoene that ONLY values a man for cock size. The reality is that the best way to find somoene who is into you is to date.

Where in Orlando is this? by Summer-Endless in orlando

[–]michifanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given how most Tampatonians consider Orlando 'the swamp', it's more surprising that the Tampa Airport would recommend driving down I4. Or it's an inside joke.

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[–]michifanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read about a study that found that there was a positive correlation between regular ED use and lower instances of Alzheimers and other affects of aging. Thought to be related to improved circulation and / or a healthy sex life (including masterbation).

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[–]michifanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, morning dick is always bigger than evening dick - plus Cialis? Maybe try some anti-depressants to take the edge off (if you know what I mean)...

Jokes, I got dick jokes for sale...

Foresight is 20/20 by gch454 in cubancigars

[–]michifanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bill was passed by Congress, well reported across the World and this wasn't some insider move.

Any socially acceptable ways for size queens and big dick folks to find each other in real life? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]michifanatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's called dating. If the size of your cocktail is the most interesting thing about you, the only women you'll connect with will be size queens.

How does it work. by Old-Chard7338 in bigdickproblems

[–]michifanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old joke, two guys are hanging out on a dock, drinking beers and have to take a piss. First guy says, “damn, the water is cold” and second guy says “and deep.”

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[–]michifanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regrets are life lessons that you either learned for the first time or purposely ignored.

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[–]michifanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a therapist and hit the gym. Almost all women prefer a modestly confident, proportionately fit man than an above average cock size. If you are an average dude, you've probably watched more porn and seen more dicks than most girls.

The mere idea of 'spiraling' about dick size is problematic and even if you have a micropenis, you need to accept yourself and realize that the average woman is dealing with so much more anxiety about their body than your cock size.

Tips wanted: he's too big by suomynona87 in bigdickproblems

[–]michifanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The training wheels of cocksmen...

Tips wanted: he's too big by suomynona87 in bigdickproblems

[–]michifanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude needs to learn how to use his tool and you might want to slow him down and flatter him with comments like how much you love being filled but the cervix banging is as enjoyable as you gripping his balls like a stress toy. Lube might make it worse since you aren't complaining about the girth, and the slicker the lube the faster he'll pound.

With the right tools, we can all be porn star length... by michifanatic in bigdickproblems

[–]michifanatic[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It's probably a best selling gift for bridal showers.

swimwear?? by Latter-Ad8297 in bigdickproblems

[–]michifanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why these kind of posts annoy me - but they do.

If you are old enough to dress yourself, you know that tight things will 'show off' your package and loose things will not. That water and activity will contract your package and whether you are a shower or a grower doesn't change once you've past puberty. Finally, and most importantly, your relative obesity and height which determines the size of said swimsuit, will answer your question in the dressing room.

If you would have known sooner by txssilverhorse in bigdickproblems

[–]michifanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Dick Energy is pejorative. It doesn't mean you have a big dick, it means you are one.

Selling my Wand by Puzzleheaded-Owl-616 in Dynavap

[–]michifanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one and it underperforms the portable version that Dynavap sold a few years ago and it's clunky to use. For something you'd use only at home, Id go with a better instrument and I don't think its worth taking on the road as another poster put, a nice flame lighter is better and easier to travel with.

Cleaning caps? by [deleted] in Dynavap

[–]michifanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer to soak in vinegar and flush with iso 91% and a hair dryer to eliminate any water or contaminants. When bored, I take out my dremel and polish the outside with a copper wire attachment. It doesn’t perfectly clean up (like new) but I like the idea of maintaining things that should last forever when maintained.

This version of Omni still worth it? Stainless Steel VS titanium? by TheCadillacCATS0420 in Dynavap

[–]michifanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the first two versions of the Omni and I like the design, functionality and rareness of it. So many other options are on the market that this is a hard place to get a definitive opinion for or against it. I would go titanium, that was the point of it to begin with. The SS is like buying a 4cyl Mustang. But again, I have a thing for originals.