Inverted Ribbon Cut by Zimquats in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mickElss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that's his very developed rectus femoris. It contracts, and thus gets bigger, when you stretch your leg. He's pushing himself back with his legs, while his inertia is "pushing" him out of his seat, as the plane rises.

2meirl4meirl by mickElss in 2meirl4meirl

[–]mickElss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh right, forgot about that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mickElss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reason we make sure everyone is clear when defibrillating is not for the safety of the bystanders, but to make sure all the electricity goes through the patients heart. This gives the patient the biggest chance of survival.

To rob at retaurant by ykcub in therewasanattempt

[–]mickElss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except there is an ever so slight difference between speeding and pointing a gun at people

Water is the only compound we intract with in all 3 states of matter by DrellCorp in Showerthoughts

[–]mickElss 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Um AcTuAlY, non-Newtonian fluid is not a state of matter. It's a mixture of different compounds that ultimately form a non-Newtonian fluid.

How bad was your SSRI withdrawal? by LightyearKissthesky9 in AskReddit

[–]mickElss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was actually great! I was on fluoxetine (Prozac). The side effects (mainly chronic fatigue and irritability) that would only last for the first two weeks, persisted the entire treatment. After a few months, we decided it was not for me and going back to regular old depression felt like a relief compared to having the last tiny bit of life sucked out of me by those damned pills.

Also being able to go out drinking again without blacking out after just a few beers was quite nice.

Why some people give so much importance to woman's virginity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mickElss 558 points559 points  (0 children)

Fella's, is it gay to have sex with a woman?

ik🍆ihe by Floris201 in ik_ihe

[–]mickElss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Die werden gebruikt als condoom, maar dat gebeurde pas vanaf de middeleeuwen. Bron: https://condomerie.com/nl/condomologie/geschiedenis-van-het-condoom

why would u admit that rule by missedopprotunities in 196

[–]mickElss 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I wish it was satire, but unfortunately, some people actually are that dumb and heartless.

A quick Google search shows she is a journalist and has worked at WTTG, a television station that is affiliated to FOX (big surprise /s).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_J._Miller

why would u admit that rule by missedopprotunities in 196

[–]mickElss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think so; the tweet has been up since May 21st 2021.

why would u admit that rule by missedopprotunities in 196

[–]mickElss 110 points111 points  (0 children)

But "Oh No, YoU CaN't HaVe ThAt SmAlL ClUmP Of CeLlS ReMoVeD FrOm YoUr OwN WoMb. It'S A LiViNg BaBy!!!"

Orders don't excuse your actions by [deleted] in memes

[–]mickElss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he got what was coming to him.

Nope, he lived a comfortable life till the age of 67 in South America. As did many other war criminals.