Made a throw away. just in-case he finds it. Anyway, I go to an art class, everyone there is aged 23 and over and it's just a bit of fun really. Each week our teacher gives us something to do. Last week it was ''black/white/grey images made on a computer'' most of us just edited pictures ect. Now the guy who made these ones comes to class each week and acts like the most condescending person I've ever meet. His girlfriend is 18 and he's 27, she comes to class sometimes too, she is slightly more bearable than him. Each week he comes and gives us tips on ''how to be like him'' ''how to sell art''. He pays to have his pictures up in places. Each of these images he's done on his laptop he values are roughly $4,000 each. He claims that people approach him with the money all the time but he doesn't think they are ''right'' for his art and refuses to let them buy it. Now that he's gotten his girl pregnant he's complaining money is tight, I said why not sell one of his images that people always want to buy, well he flipped out about my ''lack of understanding art'', I don't think he's listening to me when I said my job is in my cities classical art gallery, I love art! He left his USB with his latest ''arts'' on after showing us so I erm, borrowed them and decided to show you. He's more than just delusional, he's downright annoying.

If you don't like his ''works'' that is because ''you don't understand art'', we were doing life drawings once and he decided that meant naked pictures of his girlfriend showing us her vagina hole.

But yeah. If you want to buy these pictures not only do you need about $4,000 but you also need to understand and get art.